| Back when I was a distance runner and a well conditioned athlete in numerous grueling sports, I was tricked into entering a walking race. I did very, very badly and for the next three days, my muscles hurt so badly that I thought my butt cheeks would fall off.
And you don't even have the benefit of being cool while you're competing, because you can only look like a pansy when racewalking.
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Purple is a fruit.- H. Simpson
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