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01-26-2009, 08:22 PM
|  | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | | Really dumb stuff you've done while nobody was looking.
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A few minutes ago a spilled a teeny bit of juice on my laptop and with a napkin about 4 inches form my hand, I decided that the best course of action was to lick the laptop.... and so I did.
Anyone else have any unnoticed bright red helmet moments they'd like to share  ?
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01-26-2009, 08:25 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:27 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago | | | Today after i got done working out, I went to spit into the drinking fountain and it landed on the drawsting for the hood. Pretty lame... |
01-26-2009, 08:27 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Stuck my left hand into a spinning bicycle wheel. I was riding it at the time. I was only 25. 
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01-26-2009, 08:30 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:32 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Bernardino co. | | | Pee'd in the sink |
01-26-2009, 08:35 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | I played squash tonight with a sore back, my back is now more sore, but I dominated. Although there was one other person watching that. I have always wanted to feel what it feels like to cut my finger with a skill saw, luckily I am not dumb enough to try that.
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01-26-2009, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings No. I'm not telling. | Cheater!
And I just remembered of another one!
When I was about 12 and popping wheelies was the coolest thing EV4R, I saw this pretty big pothole and being the daredevil I was I thought that I'd make a spectacle by hopping over it. So I'm flying down the cul-de-sac at what I can only assume was about light speed, and I pop the front wheel waaaaaay too early. In that split second I pretty much knew I was screwed and started freaking out. The front wheel lands in the pothole and the bike and I go flying. Finally, I land ever so gracefully on the right handlebar... nads first.
I think I just sat there curled up in the fetal position for about 15 minutes before I figured I wouldn't die if I tried to move.
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01-26-2009, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Lucky Strike Pee'd in the sink |
If you took the dishes out first, then Ok. If not...ew.
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01-26-2009, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by dryheatbob If you took the dishes out first, then Ok. If not...ew. | no dishes |
01-26-2009, 10:25 PM
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01-26-2009, 10:46 PM
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01-26-2009, 11:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Rice Lake, WI | | | Peed on my old roomate's car from the balcony at a party. I wasn't even that drunk, I thought I was peeing on the ground, but the next day he said there was yellow ice covering his windshield.
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01-26-2009, 11:46 PM
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01-27-2009, 12:32 AM
| | | | When I was young, I used to lick 9v batteries. I'm still not entirely sure why.
Also, and I'd like to preface this by saying that I was heavily intoxicated, the other night, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar and no one else was around. So I grabbed my junk and and started laughing hysterically and swinging it about while I'm peeing in the urinal. Mind you, I wasn't peeing on the walls or anything. Anyway, when I got done, I went to zip up my pants and realise I got pee all over my hands.
It was kind of a weird moment, and when I went back out to the bar, I felt like everyone knew what I had done.
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01-27-2009, 01:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | I decided to open a door by a flying kick.I jumped and raised my leg towards the door and I almost broke my nose as I hit my nose with my knee. 
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01-27-2009, 02:13 AM
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i managed to sprain my ankle pretty bad a few years ago. I was heading downstairs for dinner, and slipped on a stair and twisted my ankle. It was the day before my grandparents, sister, mother and I were going on a road trip to Niagra Falls. 
_This next one doesn't count because everyone saw it but it is pretty dumb
i sprained my ankle playing Volleyball. I decided to be casual and serve while walking and I tripped on my foot and rolled my ankle causing a sprain.  I had to stop playing because I couldn't stand without pain.
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01-27-2009, 02:14 AM
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