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09-16-2009, 01:44 AM
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Jessica Simpson posts this on her twitter... 
with the caption: "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"
Are we serious? The dog didn't run away, it's not hiding in the house. It was taken by COYOTES. And she wants people to help her look for the dog? She's nuts.
1) What color is "carmel"?
2) I don't read Jessica Simpson's twitter, I got it from wwtdd.com
3) The only thing more pathetic than her "tweet" was someone's comment: "Jess please update us, I have been sick all night thinking about her  "
(read all comments here: http://twitpic.com/hrudr)
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09-16-2009, 01:53 AM
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He's havanna colored and missing a left ear. Possibly it's a she, don't know that for sure.
If you've seen or found my coyote please email to wheremycoyotesat@gmail.com |
09-16-2009, 04:17 AM
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09-16-2009, 04:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | I skimmed through the comments. They all seemed to be sickeningly sympathetic, until I saw this one: Quote: |
Originally Posted by UnsafestCorpse I have spotted the dog in a box marked 'ACME' being chased by a Roadrunner. |
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09-16-2009, 04:46 AM
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Then she hoedown'ed out of view of the reporter's cameras.
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09-16-2009, 06:17 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin TX | | | I'm sorry she lost her dog; losing a beloved pet just sucks. The stupidity behind looking for a taken dog by a carnivore is amazing, but not exactly unusual for her, is it? Did anyone here think she was smart enough to realize within a minute of the dog being taken it was likely dead? Can you imagine if she'd left a child out there unattended? She'd get help all right; looking for remains. Nearby there's a neighborhood with a large owl that prowls at night as well as small coyotes: During the day it's pretty safe, but once it gets dark you don't let the little ones of any kind outside unattended. I heard their first indication of what was going on was the cats in the area started to disappear, later on someone saw it try to take a dog.
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09-16-2009, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj I skimmed through the comments. They all seemed to be sickeningly sympathetic, until I saw this one: | I seriously just spit up green tea!!! LMFAO!!!!!
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09-16-2009, 06:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Coyotes are getting ballsy in recent years. My mother owns a pet supply store; one of her clients was walking her dog (a pug) mid-day and a coyote literally came up onto the side of the road and grabbed the pug, leash and all.
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09-16-2009, 06:26 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: boston, ma | | Usually I'd jump on the JS-is-dumb-as-bricks band wagon, and I'm 99% of the way there on this one, but in her defense my wife had a cat attacked by coyotes when she was younger. It came back shortly after with a good size gash and a broken tail, but she lived. If the dogs been gone more than a short time though it's definitely toast. |
09-16-2009, 06:44 AM
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09-16-2009, 06:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Ont | | | maybe if she had got a real dog, the coyote might be the one missing.
I know around my area there are alot of coyote's, so its not smart for the people to get small dogs.
strangley I have never seen a cat or any small ground rodents around my area either.
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09-16-2009, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Clayton Jessica Simpson posts this on her twitter...
with the caption: "My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"
Are we serious? The dog didn't run away, it's not hiding in the house. It was taken by COYOTES. And she wants people to help her look for the dog? She's nuts.
1) What color is "carmel"?
2) I don't read Jessica Simpson's twitter, I got it from wwtdd.com
3) The only thing more pathetic than her "tweet" was someone's comment: "Jess please update us, I have been sick all night thinking about her "
(read all comments here: http://twitpic.com/hrudr) | Dude, why are you reading Jessica Simpson's Twitter? If you think she's cute, just Google her for images. 
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09-16-2009, 07:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Grand Rapids MI | | | I don't like Simpson's material and I'm not much of a pet person but I can see how they'd be important to some people so I don't see anything wrong with the post. If the coyote took something important from me I'd go looking for it too, with a 12 gauge.
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09-16-2009, 07:40 AM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | I agree, and I can definitely sypathize with Simpson, as losing a pet can be incredibly difficult, especially considering the nature in which she lost hers. To me, the insanity stems from her expecting the get the dog back. Sure, she's got to be hopeful I guess, but c'mon!
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09-16-2009, 07:46 AM
| | | | Dunno why she's lookin'. She ain't gonna like what she finds... |
09-16-2009, 08:30 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Around my house we refer to cats as coyote/skunk/fox food. It's sad, but it's the food chain.
Plus these guys get really hungry this time of year. |
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09-16-2009, 08:46 AM
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09-16-2009, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by dave64o I understand early reports said her sister Ashlee claimed it was all her band's fault. She said they started playing the wrong song, which caused the door to pop open so Jessica's little precious bundle of joy could walk outside.
Then she hoedown'ed out of view of the reporter's cameras. | Oh the old the-band-started-playing-the-wrong-song excuse. Haven't we heard that one before?  |
09-16-2009, 09:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bothell, WA | | | We had outdoor cats when I was growing up. Lost a loooottttttt of them to coyotes over the years. Hungry little bastards, those coyotes. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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