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06-15-2008, 12:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | A reason to post fail pictures...my story.
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Friday i went to Target to buy a bathing suit. The green one, or the blue one? OH MY GOD. Beautiful girl who looks like an angel with her snappy blonde hair and her white sun dress. Should I talk to her? Nah, too nervous, plus she is with her mom and friend and sister or something. Anyways, I walk away.
But wait! I have one of my business cards in my wallet! I'll just jot my cell # on the back and give it to her! Find a person who works at Target to grab a pen. I scribble down my number and go to walk back. Wait! I wrote the wrong number, BLEH! I throw the card out and ask for a blank piece of reciept paper. Write my number on that $#!@ and walked around Target. Where in the world did this girl go!? She up and dissa, There she goes! Walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder and hand her the paper. She smiled and looked at me and I got red in the face and split after a smirk.
Fast forward! Sunday Morning!
So my ex texts me today, tells me to stop giving out her number...Turns out, I was so nervous, I wrote my her number down instead of mine!
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06-15-2008, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where am I?!?!? | | Wow, tough... *snicker* 
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06-15-2008, 12:11 PM
|  | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | | you got a pretty girl to call your ex,
a) proving pretty girl was interested and b) proving to your ex that you've "moved on to bigger and better".
hardly a fail, sir. well played indeed.
the ideal response to the ex would have been "oh, did you get her number?"
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06-15-2008, 12:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston (right now: RIT) | | | yeah but he could have gotten the pretty girl. now he still has nothing.
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06-15-2008, 12:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Yay for Paul |
06-15-2008, 12:22 PM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | Paul Anthony sounds like you have begun your fuzzy senior moments phase, welcome to the club. 
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06-15-2008, 12:22 PM
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06-15-2008, 12:25 PM
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06-15-2008, 12:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: miami, FL | | get your ex to give you the number of the girl who called (assuming she called your ex's cell phone). if you're lucky, she hasn't deleted it from the recent calls list.  THERE'S STILL HOPE!
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar  She still married me though, and has scars on her shins to remind her. |
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06-15-2008, 12:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hartke20g get your ex to give you the number of the girl who called (assuming she called your ex's cell phone). if you're lucky, she hasn't deleted it from the recent calls list. | she is so mad at me and me at her. she gave me the girls first name, but no number, nothing. |
06-15-2008, 12:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: miami, FL | | | ouch.....that's just cruel.
well, walmart has an outdoor supply section, so i imagine camping out there for a few weeks until she comes in again wouldn't be that bad. find a nice tent and get used to eating walmart 'food'.
i'm not sure why i was thinking walmart...they're all kinda the same to me though (walmart, target, kmart).
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar She still married me though, and has scars on her shins to remind her. |
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06-15-2008, 01:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | first off, it was Target! Second off, i think i may find her due to the wonders of myspace... |
06-15-2008, 01:27 PM
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06-15-2008, 01:29 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | You sir are a douche. |
06-15-2008, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar You sir are a douche. |
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06-15-2008, 01:37 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | i would post my epic fail picture but apparently that would cause me to take a "vacation". |
06-15-2008, 01:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | you sir, failed because you didn't grow the pair to actually talk to her.
play it over in your head. you have a pair, you go up to her, ask her number, and hopefully this time you don't write down your ex'es.
dumb.
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06-15-2008, 02:10 PM
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06-15-2008, 02:52 PM
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