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Old 10-21-2008, 09:17 AM
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The *rules* of my thread shall be simple(like me)
Compose ye a verse, or 7 or 3
Or any strange number that pops in your head
Compose in the shower, compose in bed

OBSERVE TB ETIQUETTE at all times we must-
Lest all this silliness turn uglified bust
There's my request- now join if you will
Open your poetic pot and let spill

Edit: Yes, edit- for now that I've read it
I dread to consider where this one is headed.
Rhyme if you can, please rhyme in your post
Or I fear this may end up burnt toast
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:24 AM
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This is a thread idea
I feel is interesting
Although obviously,
It may turn to failing.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:26 AM
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This is a thread idea
I feel is interesting
Although obviously,
It may turn to failing.

I'll fix this, thou doofus
Though your concept is clever
Fail not- FAIL NOT, I say
C'mon, let's go whaling
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:27 AM
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This is a thread idea
I feel is interesting
Although obviously,
It may turn to failing.
That doesn't rhyme,
What a waste of time.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:28 AM
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That doesn't rhyme,
What a waste of time.

But nix
I've fixed
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oh, wherefore hath my fingeres clicked,
upon this link I've found betwixt,
many other threads worth reading?
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You want rhymes, you want verse?
I'll join in, and I'll be terse.

You're welcome.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:32 AM
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like a battleship in a typhoon, imagined in a child's bathtub

And then a big brown shark came to eat him up...
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:38 AM
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Oh how you have failed,
In this thread of rhyme,
Like that bird who was nailed,
Like a whore all the time.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:45 AM
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This thread is fail
It belongs in ....

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Old 10-21-2008, 09:46 AM
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This thread is fail
It belongs in ....

Oh dear, oh DEAR-
NOT w/you here
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:49 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:51 AM
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I rate! I rate!
My thread is visited by the greats!
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If you have a problem with beat or
if you and the rhythm don't meet here,
and your sense of time,
is worse than your rhyme,
then you'll be defeated by meter.
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Of parts of Fail, of pieces of Win,
A thread is built on poetic luck
We should expect success to step in,
But it's a short time before we
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Double-entendre is fun,
And I think that we all love bass,
If that is not true,
Well, boo-hoo to you,
Why don't you just get off my





case.
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This thread may become popular
Or else it may cause ocular
Cavities to be gouged out
Because some people don't understand the concept of the thread and can't rhyme very well
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If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:21 AM
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This thread may become popular
Or else it may cause ocular
Cavities to be gouged out
Because some people don't understand the concept of the thread and can't rhyme very well
My *rules* are more like guidelines
Might kind of ryhme w/'fried vines'
So if anti-rhymage is your hunch
My panties, though greatly strained, won't bunch
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:28 AM
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Words will warrant willies when written wryly
Saying something silly surely starts me smiling
Being I'm bothered by bassteban's blatantly bewildering blather,
Panties, pal? Please!
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