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07-12-2011, 12:29 PM
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07-12-2011, 12:32 PM
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07-12-2011, 12:36 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Oh my god, this made my day!
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07-12-2011, 12:38 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | | No wonder Russian mail-order brides are so popular. They're kinky as hell! |
07-12-2011, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bmc | What an crazy woman. 
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07-12-2011, 12:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | When police arrived to question Zajac, she reportedly said: "What a b*****d. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around £30) when he left."
What can you say to a statement like that, bizarre 
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07-12-2011, 12:55 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch it! When police arrived to question Zajac, she reportedly said: "What a b*****d. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles (around £30) when he left."
W hat can you say to a statement like that, bizarre | What's her address? 
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07-12-2011, 12:58 PM
| | | | Man, she looks like she might be kinda hot, actually.
Why does a ROBBER of all people luck into that kind of situation.
I mean, I wake up everyday PRAYING for this to happen to ME!
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07-12-2011, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Des Moines, IA, USA | | | I was confused until I read the line about how he was "...fed nothing but viagra." I guess that explains it.
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07-12-2011, 01:17 PM
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what a strange story.
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07-12-2011, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic What's her address? | A bit tooo dedicated I think, it could end in tears
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07-12-2011, 02:10 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Quickie What a crazy well-rounded, go-getter of woman, whom I'd love to have met several years ago. | Lemme just make that right for you. 
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07-12-2011, 02:18 PM
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07-12-2011, 02:19 PM
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07-12-2011, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 The guy went to the hospital to deal with injured gonads. Makes me wonder if great sex is worth it if you wound up with broken balls in the end. | I once ended up with more severe injuries from a 5 hour tryst with a 37 year old ex Budweiser model. Believe me, its worth it.
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07-12-2011, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania I once ended up with more severe injuries from a 5 hour tryst with a 37 year old ex Budweiser model. Believe me, its worth it. | 
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07-12-2011, 02:47 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 The guy went to the hospital to deal with injured gonads. Makes me wonder if great sex is worth it if you wound up with broken balls in the end. | The bragging rights alone are worth it!!
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
07-12-2011, 02:56 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 The guy went to the hospital to deal with injured gonads. Makes me wonder if great sex is worth it if you wound up with broken balls in the end. | If they don't get busted one way or the other, you've never really left your apartment, now have you? I say have fun w/it. 
On topic, I got a sizeable abrasion once. Not saying where, don't need no infraction.
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07-12-2011, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 The guy went to the hospital to deal with injured gonads. Makes me wonder if great sex is worth it if you wound up with broken balls in the end. | It depends on if you like being intense, or if you like being INTENSE.
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07-12-2011, 02:58 PM
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