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02-20-2008, 07:02 PM
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The gym was playing some really bad techno today.
There may be good techno somewhere, but this was NOT it.
Me: Do you know what song this is, and who produced it?
Gym Desk Guy: No..., but I can tell you the station and you can look it up.
Me: Cool - I have a computer that sounds *just like this song* when it crashes. I could record it and sell it to whoever produced this record and get rich.
Gym Desk Guy: Here's the name of the radio station, you can google it and find their playlist.... 
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Originally Posted by KillianRussell  The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players. | Funkranomicon
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02-20-2008, 07:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | | I waste good sarcasm all the time. Here.
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02-20-2008, 07:06 PM
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Aging Former Bass Player | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Englishman in Oyster Bay, NY | | | I actually really like techno
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02-20-2008, 07:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | I used to be a huge techno fan. Back in the days that I had a massive stereo in my car. I still enjoy it from time to time.
lowsound
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02-20-2008, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s I waste good sarcasm all the time. Here.
Mike | no, just sarcasm.
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02-20-2008, 07:23 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | | Mmmmm Techno.
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02-20-2008, 07:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | | thats why I always bring my mp3player with me to the gym I dont have to listen to the crap they pump through the speakers |
02-20-2008, 07:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Latimour no, just sarcasm. | Normally, Mark, I'd take high offense to your opinion on principle alone and launch into a personal attack of 5 year old proportions. I just bought a blimp, however, and my recent formation of BLimp Owners Worldwide (a multinational spinoff of Just Owners of Blimps) has me in high spirits (that's airship humor). In light of these recent strides in my world of material possessions, I forgive you. Money can buy happiness.
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02-20-2008, 08:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 97465 | | ...especially when one refuses to use emoticons.
The MTV of written language.
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02-20-2008, 08:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Waco, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kesslari Me: Cool - I have a computer that sounds *just like this song* when it crashes. I could record it and sell it to whoever produced this record and get rich. | That's pretty much the nerdiest sarcasm ever.
bc
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02-20-2008, 08:14 PM
| | Something about gumption | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Napa, CA | | | I hate it when my sarcasm is either too subtle and people believe me, or their just too thick to notice and I end up looking like a dumb***.
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02-20-2008, 08:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Urbana, IL | | | Really good zing...
Other Person: *sings some random radio tune*
You: Hey, who sings that?
Other Person: Oh it's... *manes band/group*
You: Yeah, you ought to let them handle that one...
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02-20-2008, 11:12 PM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I remember telling my son that I didn't object to his listening to techno, I just objected to his listening to BAD techno. He objected to my opinion until one morning he suddenly turned his attitude around completely. It was some time later when he confessed to WHY he had changed his mind. He was listening to one of his techno CD's while doing his homework, and suddenly realized that he had bee listening to the same song for over an hour. Since it was a three and a half minute song the fact that he had not noticed the point in the song where the CD hung and repeated the phrase meant that the song sounded the same as the mistake.
After that he actually listened to my recommendations for a while.
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02-20-2008, 11:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: washington, dc | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_v_s Normally, Mark, I'd take high offense to your opinion on principle alone and launch into a personal attack of 5 year old proportions. I just bought a blimp, however, and my recent formation of BLimp Owners Worldwide (a multinational spinoff of Just Owners of Blimps) has me in high spirits (that's airship humor). In light of these recent strides in my world of material possessions, I forgive you. Money can buy happiness.
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umm...that might be the funniest thing i read today
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02-20-2008, 11:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.
lowsound
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02-21-2008, 12:28 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'm not a very sarcastic person. When I post, I like to think that the great amount of thought that I put into it is beneficial to all of mankind and that someday my posts might bring world peace. I'm a pretty humble guy who doesn't like to rock the boat very much. One day I'll be better than Jesus. |
02-21-2008, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.
lowsound | +1.
It's why it's so popular among witless, young teens. instead of being funny, you can pretend to be funny by playing opposite day. |
02-21-2008, 09:18 AM
| | Groovin' Eskrimador
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound
Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.
| Scatological humor is the lowest form of wit.
Sarcasm may be a close second, but it has its places.
Maki, your humility and absence of boat-rockership are nearly legendary in some circles.
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Originally Posted by KillianRussell The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players. | Funkranomicon
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02-21-2008, 09:24 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kesslari Scatological humor is the lowest form of wit.
Sarcasm may be a close second, but it has its places.
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Scatological humor is far from the lowest form.
Mockery and name calling are lower.
But the lowest of all is punnery.
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02-21-2008, 09:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: an ignore list near you | | Quote:
Originally Posted by iamlowsound Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit.
lowsound | Seriously? Even below this thread about chest hair and manliness? Prove You are a Man...
I took an informal poll consisting of Thinking Humans, Bottlenose Dolphins and Lower Primates with a rudimentary understanding of ASL...they all disagree with you.
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