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Old 04-17-2010, 02:52 PM
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You can sue him if you hire him to do it, it's not America .
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:35 PM
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I've always been a bit uneasy about clowns. Even as a kid. Didn't like to see them around.
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That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.


Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??
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Jeesh, at least this one will probably give you some coke.

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That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.


Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??

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Holy crap, I thought I was the only person who ever saw Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
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My brother is afraid of clowns. It's such a stupid fear.
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My brother is afraid of clowns. It's such a stupid fear.
Can you please, please, PLEASE, hire this clown to stalk him as a prank.

It would be brilliant.. so long as he isn't scarred for life..
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Old 04-18-2010, 12:16 AM
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Can you please, please, PLEASE, hire this clown to stalk him as a prank.

It would be brilliant.. so long as he isn't scarred for life..
I don't think it would be effective. He's not OH MY GOD NO NOT A CLOWN! afraid. My mom one day said "yeah, your brother is afraid of clowns." I asked why, and he said "Those bastages were just running around, doing stupid stuff and looking creepy. They're scary."
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For the daring and bored, Google "Ouchy The Clown".
Another example of this: whatever sick, twisted, weird fetish you can think of, somewhere on the internet is a site dedicated to it.
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That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.


Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??
It said in the article that this was one of his inspirations.

I prefer Yukko the Clown myself.
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Did you hear the interview tapes Yukko did @ the Masters ? Hilarious !
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Right there with you.

And even though I was never afraid of clowns, I know a lot of kids were (or are). Like they need another reason be terrified of a dude in evil clown makeup.
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I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?

Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:



No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . .
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Did you hear the interview tapes Yukko did @ the Masters ? Hilarious !
I did not, though I should have.

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I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?

Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:



No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . .
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I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?

Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:



No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . .
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The book it's one hell of a long read. It also has a rather disturbing and graphic under-age orgy scene, something they glossed over in the film.
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