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04-17-2010, 02:52 PM
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04-17-2010, 04:18 PM
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04-17-2010, 04:18 PM
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04-17-2010, 04:35 PM
|  | Jazz Chicken | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ennui, IN USA | | | I've always been a bit uneasy about clowns. Even as a kid. Didn't like to see them around.
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04-17-2010, 05:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.
Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this?? 
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04-17-2010, 05:25 PM
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04-17-2010, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a Jeesh, at least this one will probably give you some coke.  |  | 
04-17-2010, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyFingers That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.
Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??  |
(*raises hand*)
Holy crap, I thought I was the only person who ever saw Killer Klowns From Outer Space!
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04-17-2010, 11:46 PM
| | | | My brother is afraid of clowns. It's such a stupid fear.
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Originally Posted by Ray Salamon I think what is being said is that he can't find porn on the internet. Massive fail. That's like, Mark Wilson sized failing. | | 
04-17-2010, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist My brother is afraid of clowns. It's such a stupid fear. | Can you please, please, PLEASE, hire this clown to stalk him as a prank.
It would be brilliant.. so long as he isn't scarred for life..
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04-18-2010, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Simo98 Can you please, please, PLEASE, hire this clown to stalk him as a prank.
It would be brilliant.. so long as he isn't scarred for life.. | I don't think it would be effective. He's not OH MY GOD NO NOT A CLOWN! afraid. My mom one day said "yeah, your brother is afraid of clowns." I asked why, and he said "Those bastages were just running around, doing stupid stuff and looking creepy. They're scary."
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04-18-2010, 12:27 AM
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04-18-2010, 09:58 AM
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Poor sound quality, but serious clownage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbeUCKEAYnY
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04-18-2010, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by bongomania For the daring and bored, Google "Ouchy The Clown". | Another example of this: whatever sick, twisted, weird fetish you can think of, somewhere on the internet is a site dedicated to it.
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04-19-2010, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyFingers That's ****ing TERRIBLE!!! I would have crapped my pants if that happened when I was a little kid, and I'd probably hate my parents AND clowns forever.
Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??  | It said in the article that this was one of his inspirations.
I prefer Yukko the Clown myself.
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04-19-2010, 12:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NJ | | | Did you hear the interview tapes Yukko did @ the Masters ? Hilarious !
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04-19-2010, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyFingers Also, BTW, nobody else thought of this??  | Right there with you.
And even though I was never afraid of clowns, I know a lot of kids were (or are). Like they need another reason be terrified of a dude in evil clown makeup. | 
04-19-2010, 01:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?
Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:
No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . .
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04-19-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzbass Did you hear the interview tapes Yukko did @ the Masters ? Hilarious ! | I did not, though I should have. Quote:
Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?
Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:
No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . . | They all float down here mohawk...
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04-19-2010, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk I read that in the paper last week or whatnot, pretty nuts. What if he gets the wrong kid?
Also, while clowns from outerspace did come to mind, the reason clowns creeped me out when I was younger was because of this:
No so scary now, but I was 6-7 when I saw that flick . . . | They all float down here. When you're down here with us, you'll float too!
The book it's one hell of a long read. It also has a rather disturbing and graphic under-age orgy scene, something they glossed over in the film. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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