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08-08-2011, 06:59 PM
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Groundbreaking new findings announced Monday suggest the record-setting heat wave plaguing much of the United States may be due to radiation emitted from an enormous star located in the center of the solar system.
| It's not only responsible for this heat wave but every one! Quote: |
Scientists believe the star, which they have named G2V65, may in fact be the same bright yellow orb seen arcing over the sky day after day, and given its extreme heat and proximity to Earth, it is likely not only to have caused the heat wave, but to be responsible for every warm day in human history.
| It's even hotter than St. Louis! Quote: |
"We originally thought that if this star was producing temperatures of 100-plus in the South and Midwest, it must be at least 100 degrees itself," Kivens added. "But it turns out it's far, far hotter than that, with a surface temperature of nearly 10,900 degrees Fahrenheit."
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According to Kivens, the discovery has prompted researchers to explore the possibility that a variety of phenomena accompanying the heat wave could also be linked to the star, including taller grass, hot car seats, red skin burns, and sweating "even when one has just been standing there and hasn't been running around or anything."
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08-08-2011, 07:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | Oh man, that explains it. We've been getting it too, people said they saw it in broad daylight on some clear days.
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08-08-2011, 07:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Florida | | | Actually/seriously, cosmic radiation may have a lot to do with cloud formation, and thus climate.
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08-08-2011, 07:17 PM
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08-08-2011, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by bassrique Actually/seriously, cosmic radiation may have a lot to do with cloud formation, and thus climate. | 
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
08-08-2011, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by L-A | Is that family guy? I don't watch that so the reference is lost on me. Any good YouTube clips?
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Originally Posted by referring to the bassist from King Diamond He is 100 times the musician that Jerko was | |
08-08-2011, 08:42 PM
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08-08-2011, 08:58 PM
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08-08-2011, 09:41 PM
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08-09-2011, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted by burk48237 | Sure, if you believe them hippie-liberals.
I'll bet Al Gore is behind this study.
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08-09-2011, 05:26 AM
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08-09-2011, 05:41 AM
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08-10-2011, 04:19 AM
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08-10-2011, 04:21 AM
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09-14-2011, 07:12 PM
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09-14-2011, 10:04 PM
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