Season's Greetings

[Diggler]

To my liberal, PC friends:

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

• This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
• This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
• This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
• This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
• This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
• The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
• Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

To my conservative friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[Chriss62]

Get your jesus outta here!!!

lolzorz!

[mjolnir]

There has to be a flaw in the wording somewhere... But I just can't find it! Disturbing...

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

[FL Knifemaker]

Merry CHRISTmas!!!!

[DaveDeVille]

LOL !!

very inclusive PC statement ,
but where is the " I AGREE " button ?







Merry Christmas to all , dammit !!

[Jared Lash]

Has anyone ever met anyone that was offended by "Merry Christmas"?

I haven't.

[mjolnir]

Originally Posted by TheBigO

Has anyone ever met anyone that was offended by "Merry Christmas"?

I haven't.

Yup. I got verbally whiplashed by some middle-aged scarecrow of a woman for saying "Merry Christmas" to one of the checkout people at Kroger's.

[Phalex]

Nope. But then again, I'm easily offended by stupid people.

[disenchant]

Happy Chrismakwanukah!

[FunkyFlashFive]

happy festivus! (it's a festivus for the rest of us)

[Dave Grossman]

Happy Hannukah!

- Dave

[hbarcat]

Bah!

Christmas is a Humbug!

[GregC]

Hmm, I'm liberal and Christian. Oh well...

[Jared Lash]

Originally Posted by GregC

Hmm, I'm liberal and Christian. Oh well...

I worked with a gay, Catholic, conservative. He told everyone Merry Christmas, but the lisp made it funny.

[RWP]

Sad but true.

[El Barbero]

Originally Posted by Diggler

To my liberal, PC friends:

From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

• This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
• This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
• This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
• This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
• This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
• The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor
• Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

To my conservative friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Are you some kind of hippie... goin round wishing people Happy Chistmas... aint you got no respect

[El Barbero]

Originally Posted by mjolnir

There has to be a flaw in the wording somewhere... But I just can't find it! Disturbing...

Oh, and Merry Christmas.

Found it... the next calender year will be 2008..

[ryco]

Originally Posted by Diggler

To my liberal, PC friends: & To my conservative friends: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

so mote it be

[Diggler]

Originally Posted by El Barbero

Found it... the next calender year will be 2008..

No one reads the fine print anyways.

[Snakeman1066]

You forgot Merry Yule, and or Winter Solstice....