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10-06-2011, 03:22 PM
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10-06-2011, 03:38 PM
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10-06-2011, 03:58 PM
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10-06-2011, 04:09 PM
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10-06-2011, 04:21 PM
| | | | Give me a beer shampoo and a cheeseburger enema. Wait...what?
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10-06-2011, 04:28 PM
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10-06-2011, 04:31 PM
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I guess it depends how much of it you're drinking. 
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10-06-2011, 04:32 PM
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VODKA RINSE
Adding a splash of vodka to shampoo can help cleanse the scalp and stimulate hair growth
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10-06-2011, 04:33 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seweracuse, NY | | | No but it can cause burning and stinging if applied improperly. Try conditioner...
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10-06-2011, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Funky Ghost Jog in the shower? | LOL! Gene Simmons aerobics in the shower anyone? |
10-06-2011, 05:19 PM
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10-06-2011, 05:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seweracuse, NY | | | I don't want to see fat in the shower...
...so I close my eyes.
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10-08-2011, 03:44 AM
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10-08-2011, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bassman314 REALLY? | I've never heard of that one, but I have heard that beer makes a good hair conditioner/shampoo, apparently. I'm not sure how much of it to believe either - beer is supposed to go in your mouth, not your hair!
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10-09-2011, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by pie_man_25 I've never heard of that one, but I have heard that beer makes a good hair conditioner/shampoo, apparently. I'm not sure how much of it to believe either - beer is supposed to go in your mouth, not your hair! | I have also heard of this other spot you can insert some beer... It gets absorbed very quickly, and you can pass a breathalyzer... But that is all I am saying..
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10-09-2011, 10:25 AM
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Shampoo makes you FAT! 
