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12-16-2010, 05:34 PM
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"Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh."  Quote:
...The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was portrayed in Egyptian media as Shark El Sheikh and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by good divers.
“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. Currently Dragan Stevic is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After he recovers, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded Dragan with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski
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12-16-2010, 05:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NY,NY | | | WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!? |
12-16-2010, 05:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Oklahoma | | I can't stop laughing! I don't know if it's real or not, but that's hilarious! 
BAD PUN WARNING
...must have been a hammerhead shark. 
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12-16-2010, 05:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NY,NY | | | Sounds like a completely made up story to "save" a tourist season...wow, could this actually happen?! |
12-16-2010, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Topspin  I can't stop laughing! I don't know if it's real or not, but that's hilarious!
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...must have been a hammerhead shark. | http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/
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12-16-2010, 06:07 PM
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12-16-2010, 06:51 PM
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12-16-2010, 09:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Galveston,TX/St.Pete,FL | | | It's true guys, the newspaper here has been posting almost daily updates. The ending is hilarious though, can't wait to tell my Serbian friend.
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12-16-2010, 10:29 PM
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12-16-2010, 10:50 PM
| | | | well, there you have it guys. if you got a problem with sharks, ya gotta jump in there and beat em like the *****es they are.
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12-16-2010, 11:00 PM
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12-16-2010, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by UncleFluffy That is possibly the most metal thing anyone has done, ever. | What is the best shark for metal?
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12-16-2010, 11:16 PM
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12-17-2010, 01:03 AM
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12-17-2010, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Man... if that story doesn't get you laid then nothing will. | Haha +1
I just can't see that happening though...
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12-17-2010, 01:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Tampa,Fla | | After doing some research and finding no other sources for this story I have to call Bullsh it on this.
For one that "killer shark" is actually a Basking shark, not quite a killer, unless your plankton.  
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12-17-2010, 01:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North of Seattle | | | Yeah that does look like a basking shark actually...
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12-17-2010, 06:21 AM
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12-17-2010, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie Wild Eagle | I didn't know that Brad was Serbian.
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12-17-2010, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound I didn't know that Brad was Serbian.
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