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Old 02-24-2009, 07:25 PM
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I am 5'10'' and I am God's gift to women.

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I'm 5 10, that isn't short...it's average height damnit.
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Oh, this club it totally for me.
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6'2'
and....
well lets just say the carpet don't march the drapes
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I'm 5 10, that isn't short...it's average height damnit.
Whatever, shorty.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:29 PM
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6'2'
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well lets just say the carpet don't march the drapes
...You stay far, FAR away from me and my club.
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I'm 4'7" and women climax when I pass by.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:38 PM
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Now that I'm in, I'm actually 5'11". The 2nd part still applies.
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...You stay far, FAR away from me and my club.

SO!
IM GONNA START MY OWN CLUB
tall guys with tiny "egos"
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I'm 5 10, that isn't short...it's average height damnit.
If you're a hobbit...
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hahaha, this thread is honestly one of the dumbest ones on talkbass right now.
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I am 5'10'' and I am God's gift to women.
That explains the vast quantity of Return To Sender tags that have been selling recently........
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I'm 52 Inches tall. My World is a bunch of A**holes and elbows.
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hahaha, this thread is honestly one of the dumbest ones on talkbass right now.
Probably why I posted in it. 3 Times
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I'm 52 Inches tall. My World is a bunch of A**holes and elbows.
hahaha nice.
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:59 PM
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I'm 36 inches.


But the chicks dig it that long.
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I'm 36 inches.


But the chicks dig it that long.
wow you must be a midget or something.
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:02 PM
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So based on the thread title and username's membership I take it bad spelling and grammar are also requirements?
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