Should I Click It?

[Thor]

'Click here to be a Guitar God Very Fast'

What do you think? I mean, I am getting really tempted.

Aside from this God of Thunder persona I have been aspiring
to for the last 5 years, this 'Guitar God' thing, if it really is
very fast, (and doesn't take a whole lifetime of dedication
like the stupid 4 string has), might be just the ticket.

Crikes, if I can click this and - for short money - can read music
written in Db, play in 7/8. 11/4 and 9/8 time like Steve Vai;
while doing that Eddie VH tapping thing while playing my
burning axe behind my back, that could be an awesome thing!

Should I go for it?

Or should I just settle for ordering a black Noise Bot shirt
with the 'i Hate john turner.' slogan on it? Previously modeled
by the Don Juan Brunette if available, of course.

[DaveDeVille]

uh oh , be careful ...
don't be tempted by the darkside ...












... just get the t-shirt .

[Jeremy Crockett]

It's the INTARWEBS! Happiness and success is always a mouse-click away!



right?

[EricF]

I'm sure it's a big success. Guitards are easily fooled.

[MakiSupaStar]

Well being that I'm a monkey, I accidently clicked on it and here's what happened. First thing thing I discovered is that I had a horribly huge and inappropriate erection, and it felt like all the hairs on my body were standing up straight. Suddenly, quantum physics seemed as simple and common-place as the day following the night. I didn't have a guitar handy so I picked up the closest thing to me, which happened to be a large diet coke in an In and Out cup. The only noise I could get out of it was the squeak that it makes when the straw slides in and out of the the plastic lid. So I proceeded to bust into some nasty Mardi-Gras New Orleans style funk. I slid that straw in and out with such speed and grace that people flocked to the sound. Suddenly I had ladies banging on my door and they were screaming my name and admiring my pants as well as their horrible huge and inappropriate bulge. I took my In and Out cup and I went on the road. I had talent agents and record labels eating out of my hand like innocent little birdies. I booked a tour bigger than Pink Floyd, in fact, Pink Floyd, along with Roger Waters, offered to reunite and OPEN for me. That's how huge and inappropriate I was. Then suddenly as quickly as it came, the bulge sank, my hair flattened and some fell out to reveal an awkward bald spot, and the only chicks attracted to me were sexy asian chicks, which isn't that bad of a consolation, and I found myself remembering the good old days on TB. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is MakiSupaStar, perhaps you've heard my name.

[Georynn]

too funny...

like the new avatar.

is that for the 4th of july?

[EricF]

Originally Posted by Georynn

too funny...

like the new avatar.

is that for the 4th of july?

I guess you missed the thread. It was a dig at Toasted.

[GregC]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Well being that I'm a monkey, I accidently clicked on it and here's what happened. First thing thing I discovered is that I had a horribly huge and inappropriate erection, and it felt like all the hairs on my body were standing up straight. Suddenly, quantum physics seemed as simple and common-place as the day following the night. I didn't have a guitar handy so I picked up the closest thing to me, which happened to be a large diet coke in an In and Out cup. The only noise I could get out of it was the squeak that it makes when the straw slides in and out of the the plastic lid. So I proceeded to bust into some nasty Mardi-Gras New Orleans style funk. I slid that straw in and out with such speed and grace that people flocked to the sound. Suddenly I had ladies banging on my door and they were screaming my name and admiring my pants as well as their horrible huge and inappropriate bulge. I took my In and Out cup and I went on the road. I had talent agents and record labels eating out of my hand like innocent little birdies. I booked a tour bigger than Pink Floyd, in fact, Pink Floyd, along with Roger Waters, offered to reunite and OPEN for me. That's how huge and inappropriate I was. Then suddenly as quickly as it came, the bulge sank, my hair flattened and some fell out to reveal an awkward bald spot, and the only chicks attracted to me were sexy asian chicks, which isn't that bad of a consolation, and I found myself remembering the good old days on TB. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is MakiSupaStar, perhaps you've heard my name.

I guess school's out.

[Georynn]

yeah, i guess i must have missed it...

[IconBasser]

Originally Posted by OctoberMooN

It's the INTARWEBS! Happiness and success is always a mouse-click away!



right?

only if there's porn on the other end...