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Old 07-25-2010, 10:46 PM
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Well I can't grow a beard all too well since I don't grow any hair on the sides of my mouth. So while showering, the girl I was with suggested I grow a goatee. I kinda feel like a douche, but I decided to try it out for a week.

What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"?





FWIW I just go by the old 60s slogan. Save Water. Shower with a Friend. Hey, its cheaper!
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Old 07-25-2010, 10:51 PM
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Old 07-25-2010, 11:14 PM
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as a person whom plays bass it is your duty to have facial hair and a hat.

i don't know why but it is.
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Old 07-25-2010, 11:19 PM
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I've been growing one out for about 5 or 6 weeks now.
It looks bad with any amount of stubble, and since I'm use to just staying clean shaven all the time, it takes more effort to maintain.

The problem is, I tend to look a bit like a Nazi skinhead or a serial killer or something with a goatee and a nearly shaved head.

I just love having some hair on my chin to fiddle with all the time because I'm OCD like that.

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Well I can't grow a beard all too well since I don't grow any hair on the sides of my mouth. So while showering, the girl I was with suggested I grow a goatee. I kinda feel like a douche, but I decided to try it out for a week.

What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"?





FWIW I just go by the old 60s slogan. Save Water. Shower with a Friend. Hey, its cheaper!
Showering with female friends is where its at.

Go for it. If you don't like it, you can always shave it off.
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Old 07-25-2010, 11:36 PM
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I've been on a beard quest for quite some time now. My 'stache and chin hair don't connect, but I don't mind. Just grow it out.



wait a second. Did you just make this thread to show off the fact that you where showering with a woman?!!!!
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What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"?
What kind of people have goatees? Your evil twin, that's who! So don't do it! You do not want to piss him off!
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Yes indeed, goatees are so 90s. I love them.
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:32 AM
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wait a second. Did you just make this thread to show off the fact that you where showering with a woman?!!!!
Almost seems like a fassa thread
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Old 07-26-2010, 12:53 AM
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You might be referring to a Van Dyke (most of what we refer to as a goatee is in fact a Van Dyke FWIW).

I do it because it's the last pathetic facial hair scheme available to me. Clean shaven? No way - I look like a total schmo!!

I did the mustache thing for a few years, then realized I'm not a Chicagoan, a police constable or a registered sex offender.

So, there you have it...
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Old 07-26-2010, 03:51 AM
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it's standard fat-bass-player accoutrement....so you can "grow into it" two ways...
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I have had my goatee for about 2 and a half years...just a huge bush of hair sprouting from under my lip and chin and big sideburns. Sometimes I grow the helmet strap or a full beard, but 90% of the time its the goatee. Was clean shaven once and the missus hated it, so I grew the goatee back.

Studies show women like some facial hair, so it cant hurt

Oh and I shower with my girl every day, its good

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Very simple decision

If you have no chin (or perhaps two or more) then it will be an improvement

Otherwise, fuggeddaboudit
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:44 AM
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AnchorHoy has hit the nail on the head!!

I don't have much of a chin so the goatee hides that fact. Makes people with a round face have a more elongated look
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:52 AM
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My personal opinion? If you can grow a decent one (goatee; beard; mustache; etc.), do it. You can always shave it off if you don't like it.

If you can't, then don't. IMO, not many things look as pathetic as somebody trying to grow something that they obviously can't grow. If your facial hair isn't conducive to a decent one, just stay clean-shaven.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:29 AM
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Facial hair looks terrible on everyone under 40, and most people over 40. I can't take people seriously who have facial hair, no idea why. It just looks so incredibly stupid.

I have always been of the opinion that anyone except old men who have facial hair are doing it because they have something to hide (small chin, thin upper lip, narrow jaw, etc).
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:33 AM
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Well I've got a big chin. Maybe I'll just accentuate it.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:33 AM
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If you have to ask, then no, don't do it.

Heck, you're already showering with a woman. Unless that's a condition for the continuation of such activities, in which case: GROW THAT PUPPY.
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