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07-25-2010, 10:46 PM
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Well I can't grow a beard all too well since I don't grow any hair on the sides of my mouth. So while showering, the girl I was with suggested I grow a goatee. I kinda feel like a douche, but I decided to try it out for a week.
What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"?
FWIW I just go by the old 60s slogan. Save Water. Shower with a Friend. Hey, its cheaper!
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07-25-2010, 10:50 PM
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07-25-2010, 10:51 PM
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07-25-2010, 11:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | as a person whom plays bass it is your duty to have facial hair and a hat.
i don't know why but it is. 
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07-25-2010, 11:19 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Close to Los Angeles, CA | | I've been growing one out for about 5 or 6 weeks now.
It looks bad with any amount of stubble, and since I'm use to just staying clean shaven all the time, it takes more effort to maintain.
The problem is, I tend to look a bit like a Nazi skinhead or a serial killer or something with a goatee and a nearly shaved head.
I just love having some hair on my chin to fiddle with all the time because I'm OCD like that. 
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07-25-2010, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by GeneralElectric Well I can't grow a beard all too well since I don't grow any hair on the sides of my mouth. So while showering, the girl I was with suggested I grow a goatee. I kinda feel like a douche, but I decided to try it out for a week.
What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"?
FWIW I just go by the old 60s slogan. Save Water. Shower with a Friend. Hey, its cheaper! | Showering with female friends is where its at.
Go for it. If you don't like it, you can always shave it off.
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07-25-2010, 11:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: kansas city, mo | | | I've been on a beard quest for quite some time now. My 'stache and chin hair don't connect, but I don't mind. Just grow it out.
wait a second. Did you just make this thread to show off the fact that you where showering with a woman?!!!!
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07-25-2010, 11:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: California | | Goatee? Welcome to 1990. 
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07-25-2010, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GeneralElectric What kind of people actually have goatees besides pompous "art-tists"? | What kind of people have goatees? Your evil twin, that's who! So don't do it! You do not want to piss him off!
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07-26-2010, 12:03 AM
|  | I took the one less traveled by | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Reims, Champagne, France | | | Yes indeed, goatees are so 90s. I love them. | 
07-26-2010, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by blendermassacre wait a second. Did you just make this thread to show off the fact that you where showering with a woman?!!!! | Almost seems like a fassa thread  | 
07-26-2010, 12:53 AM
|  | curiously looking back at what once was beautiful | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oregon | | You might be referring to a Van Dyke (most of what we refer to as a goatee is in fact a Van Dyke FWIW).
I do it because it's the last pathetic facial hair scheme available to me. Clean shaven? No way - I look like a total schmo!!
I did the mustache thing for a few years, then realized I'm not a Chicagoan, a police constable or a registered sex offender.
So, there you have it... 
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07-26-2010, 03:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | it's standard fat-bass-player accoutrement....so you can "grow into it" two ways... 
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07-26-2010, 04:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Australia | | I have had my goatee for about 2 and a half years...just a huge bush of hair sprouting from under my lip and chin and big sideburns. Sometimes I grow the helmet strap or a full beard, but 90% of the time its the goatee. Was clean shaven once and the missus hated it, so I grew the goatee back.
Studies show women like some facial hair, so it cant hurt
Oh and I shower with my girl every day, its good
Cheers,
Jordan
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07-26-2010, 05:32 AM
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If you have no chin (or perhaps two or more) then it will be an improvement
Otherwise, fuggeddaboudit
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07-26-2010, 07:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Australia | | AnchorHoy has hit the nail on the head!!
I don't have much of a chin so the goatee hides that fact. Makes people with a round face have a more elongated look 
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07-26-2010, 07:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | | My personal opinion? If you can grow a decent one (goatee; beard; mustache; etc.), do it. You can always shave it off if you don't like it.
If you can't, then don't. IMO, not many things look as pathetic as somebody trying to grow something that they obviously can't grow. If your facial hair isn't conducive to a decent one, just stay clean-shaven.
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07-26-2010, 08:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Facial hair looks terrible on everyone under 40, and most people over 40. I can't take people seriously who have facial hair, no idea why. It just looks so incredibly stupid.
I have always been of the opinion that anyone except old men who have facial hair are doing it because they have something to hide (small chin, thin upper lip, narrow jaw, etc).
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07-26-2010, 08:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | Well I've got a big chin. Maybe I'll just accentuate it.
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07-26-2010, 08:33 AM
|  | My favorite songs were never heard on the radio | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK | | | If you have to ask, then no, don't do it.
Heck, you're already showering with a woman. Unless that's a condition for the continuation of such activities, in which case: GROW THAT PUPPY. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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