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View Poll Results: Should chocolates be an acceptable substitute | |
Yes, chocolates are fine, I like big butts and I can't deny
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No, chocolates encourage big butts
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Give her carrots instead.
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01-07-2008, 11:23 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Should you buy a chick chocolates? - Man Law
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Ok. There has arisen a small debate in the Man Law thread. Here are the man laws. Quote:
Man Law 62. Flowers are only bought as a direct inducement to sex.
Men shall never purchase centerpeices or table settings,
or flowers for decorative purposes.
Man Law 62a. Flowers can be purchased as a 'get out of the doghouse
with minimum damage' ploy, as it is a direct inducement to
'make-up sex'.
Man Law 62b. Chocolate may be substituted for flowers as an inducement at any juncture, as an alternative inducement.
Man Law 62c. Flowers may also be implemented as lubricant to ease the wife into a purchase that is the direct result of GAS.
| I am beginning to take contention to 62b. I think if you buy a chick chocolates, you're giving her permission to let her sweet @ss grow out into a nothing but and unjustifiable fat @ss.
As VB Surfer so eloquently put it, It's like buying her a membership to cheesecake of the month.
So what say you?
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01-07-2008, 11:24 AM
| | uncle petey? | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: outer banks, nc | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar 
So what say you?
| Depends on how big she already is...
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01-07-2008, 11:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | | Discussion of man-laws is a sure sign you are probably not a man and trying to somehow pretend you are one by making up rules that real men just live by. $0.02.
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01-07-2008, 11:27 AM
| | | | I'm Brazilian, and like both ass and chocolate. I see no quandry. |
01-07-2008, 11:28 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Latimour Discussion of man-laws is a sure sign you are probably not a man and trying to somehow pretend you are one by making up rules that real men just live by. $0.02. | You were bullied as a kid. And rightfully so. 
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01-07-2008, 11:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | naw, i'll give them chorizo instead. |
01-07-2008, 11:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | You should buy her whatever the hell shuts her the f**k up.
FTW
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01-07-2008, 11:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Latimour Discussion of man-laws is a sure sign you are probably not a man and trying to somehow pretend you are one by making up rules that real men just live by. $0.02. | that's just gay talk. LOL   |
01-07-2008, 11:30 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by theshadow2001 You should buy her whatever the hell shuts her the f**k up.
FTW | LMAO.  |
01-07-2008, 11:37 AM
|  | Semi-Retired
Endorsing Artist: FBB Bass Works/Barker Bass | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Monroe Twp, NJ | | Can't really be answered, too many differing opinions. If you like Nicole Ritchie skeleton-looking butts, then the chocolate is a no-go. OTOH, if you like a full-featured posterior, chocolate is fine ....
Either way, doesn't belong in the man laws .... too many choices, too many flavors ....  |
01-07-2008, 11:39 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'll argue this. Booty is totally subjective, but we all know a fat @ss when we see it. |
01-07-2008, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by pointbass Can't really be answered, too many differing opinions. If you like Nicole Ritchie skeleton-looking butts, then the chocolate is a no-go. OTOH, if you like a full-featured posterior, chocolate is fine ....
Either way, doesn't belong in the man laws .... too many choices, too many flavors .... | POINT.
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01-07-2008, 11:41 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Lots of chocolate, then non-chalantly remind her that sex is GREAT exercise and how fattening chocolate is...
geez c'mon guys this is a no brainer!
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01-07-2008, 11:43 AM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic Lots of chocolate, then non-chalantly remind her that sex is GREAT exercise and how fattening chocolate is...
geez c'mon guys this is a no brainer! | Two points.
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01-07-2008, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'll argue this. Booty is totally subjective, but we all know a fat @ss when we see it. | True ..... but in those cases, fat is all-over fat, not just big butt fat. But good arguing point, for sure. Need some other opinions ... |
01-07-2008, 11:45 AM
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01-07-2008, 11:46 AM
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01-07-2008, 11:46 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by nad Buying chocolate and/or flowers as an apology is a dumb mistake.
It's like drinking when you're depressed. All should be for reasons of a happy occasion, or for no reason at all. | Apologies are covered.
Man Law 186. A man does not apologize he just buys the person a beer. |
01-07-2008, 11:47 AM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | | Buy her chocolates and then eat them yourself -- you will need the energy for the makeup sex. Also, chocolate is delicious.
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01-07-2008, 11:50 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPookie Buy her chocolates and then eat them yourself -- you will need the energy for the makeup sex. Also, chocolate is delicious. | If there is chocolate in the house, she will find it and eat it long before you get to it. Chocolate is chick crack. :^P
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