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Old 02-05-2009, 09:49 AM
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:54 AM
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god, I LOVE the Onion. This was great!
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That was sooo funny; and strangely enough, sooo true.
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Memo to FCC: No more skank vs. skank shows.
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That was sooo funny; and strangely enough, sooo true.
That's what makes the Onion so cool. The kernel of truth at the root of every one of their stories.
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Who funds this stuff??? The quality of the video's on that site in the name of satire are amazing! They make it look like real news broadcasts. Incredible stuff!
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hahah that was great
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Oh man, that was awesome. It was pretty funny for the first couple of minutes, but the last 30 seconds or so had me gasping for breath.
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The Onion is pretty good, get's a little boring every now and then.

Rock of Love is still the greatest piece of entertainment trash on television though.
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Who funds this stuff??? The quality of the video's on that site in the name of satire are amazing! They make it look like real news broadcasts. Incredible stuff!
YEA I KNOW.
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Memo to FCC: No more skank vs. skank shows.
Add to the memo: No more talking head cable shows (unless of course, they drop the fake civility and get real ) like the Onion showed it should be done. I bet everyone who has ever been on Hardball and the like, has imagined saying those things and getting in each others face.
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LMAO!!! Still stings doesn't it?
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That was awesome. I got a great laugh out of it.
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They had one yesterday on the unrealistic expectations on head size for adolescent girls due to Bratz dolls.
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I had no idea about the onion and clicked the link as if it was some news ch. I was like "WHOA WHAT THE ^!+^ ROFLMAOBBQCOPTER".

Funny stuff.
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