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12-17-2012, 01:43 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | | So Here's a Slightly Newer Woman Thread
Can we have those ^. Just curious.
My friend and I both like the same girl and are trying to decide who gets first dibs. How can we do this reasonably and without one of us ending up wanting to kill the other?
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12-17-2012, 02:05 AM
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Ultimately it will be her decision...
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12-17-2012, 02:11 AM
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12-17-2012, 02:14 AM
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12-17-2012, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Munjibunga  Do you think the alpha male chimp worries about that crap? Make your move. | Excellent response. |
12-17-2012, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by shackled Ultimately it will be her decision... | Quote:
Originally Posted by lowfreq33 Neither. While you two are trying to decide someone else has already asked her out. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Munjibunga Do you think the alpha male chimp worries about that crap? Make your move. | The three answers hold the truth.
There is no such thing as friendship when it comes to getting girls. Try your luck and see what comes out. If you really are friends there is no reason to fight over this. |
12-17-2012, 02:39 AM
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12-17-2012, 03:09 AM
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12-17-2012, 03:24 AM
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12-17-2012, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazz Ad The three answers hold the truth.
There is no such thing as friendship when it comes to getting girls. Try your luck and see what comes out. If you really are friends there is no reason to fight over this. | I would be an alpha chimp if I could do that multiquote thing without a whole lot of cutting and pasting and typing.
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12-17-2012, 05:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Portland, Oregon USA | | | Roshambo is the traditional way to resolve the question of who has dibs on anything. 4 out of 7 because this is important.
The winner should make a point of proudly explaining to her how he won her.
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12-17-2012, 05:14 AM
| | | | Why not settle it during the Feats of Strength, on Festivus? You can start when the Airing of The Grievances begins but you'll want to state yours first. You'll be at a serious disadvantage if he gets the jump on you. |
12-17-2012, 05:25 AM
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12-17-2012, 05:46 AM
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Nothing says 'I'm gonna be your man!' louder and clearer than tossing a 6 meter, 175 lb tree log with pinpoint accuracy, all while dressed in an attractive kilt 
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12-17-2012, 05:57 AM
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"Bros before Hoes" is a reserved excuse for people who can't get laid . . .
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12-17-2012, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted by champbassist Nothing says 'I'm gonna be your man!' louder and clearer than tossing a 6 meter, 175 lb tree log with pinpoint accuracy, all while dressed in an attractive kilt | Qoute of the day, definitely sigworthy.
Back in the 70s our rhythm guitarist stole my gf, I say stole but I am sure she played a part in it.
I went to their wedding, but I did end up dating her best friend. 
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12-17-2012, 06:35 AM
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12-17-2012, 07:01 AM
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12-17-2012, 07:12 AM
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12-17-2012, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by champbassist Why the caber toss, of course.
Nothing says 'I'm gonna be your man!' louder and clearer than tossing a 6 meter, 175 lb tree log with pinpoint accuracy, all while dressed in an attractive kilt | That "log" only weighs 175? Heck, it's an entire tree!
(for the girl, show her your logs and see which one she likes best!) | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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