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02-11-2011, 07:32 PM
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And this was the look she gave me: 
True story bro. |
02-11-2011, 07:37 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harpers Ferry WV | | It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a random photo of Don Ho.  |
02-11-2011, 07:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | wow. what're the odds of two similar stories in OT in such a short amount of time? It really IS a small world after all.
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02-11-2011, 07:38 PM
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02-11-2011, 07:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Florida | | I thought I farted, but I crapped my pants. 
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Originally Posted by referring to the bassist from King Diamond He is 100 times the musician that Jerko was | |
02-11-2011, 07:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | no, you sharted. technical term.
but in case I was mistaken, there's a product for you.... http://www.hulu.com/watch/10308/satu...apped-my-pants
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02-11-2011, 07:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | | No vomit? This thread sucks. |
02-11-2011, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ziltoid  No vomit? This thread sucks. | didja read Fenderhut's link? Better than vomit. Diarrhea cannon. CANNON.
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02-11-2011, 07:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Florida | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover | 
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Originally Posted by referring to the bassist from King Diamond He is 100 times the musician that Jerko was | |
02-11-2011, 07:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New-brunswick | | I have to give credit where credit is due, the canon and the "having violent chipped beef explosions" were pretty funny 
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Man, no vomit? This OP sucks!
oh and: "Luckily, however, turd-colored clothing is in this season; turd is the new vomit." |
02-11-2011, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by fenderhutz | The Macaroni and Beef at Ryan's Steakhouse story is incredible. Highly recommended.
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02-11-2011, 08:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harpers Ferry WV | | | Yeah, but I thought the Ryans story was a bit foul. |
02-11-2011, 08:18 PM
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02-11-2011, 08:18 PM
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I'm flattered my boy.
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02-11-2011, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Passinwind how much have you had to drink tonight Sir? | fixed that for ya. 
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02-11-2011, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy And this was the look she gave me:
True story bro. | I'm calling the Humane Society!
My friend told me about the time his dog let a really foul fart. The dog smelled his own butt, then left the room.
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02-11-2011, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by averagebluesman Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
I'm flattered my boy.
Please do learn from my mistakes
The apple does not fall from the tree.
I sell propane and propane accesories
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02-11-2011, 08:30 PM
|  | Supporting Curmudgeon Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Suburban Chicago, IL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by warwick.hoy And this was the look she gave me:
True story bro. | What is this - some kind of race to the bottom of the stupid tree?
Closed.
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