SO I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS

[Thunderscreech]

I haven't made a thread in OT in a while....

[hey]

[doctorjazz]

Oh dear...

[gold_member_321]

The Game


/thread

[Muusers]

wait what?

[steve21]

FAIL

[Mark Wilson]

[Muusers]

[Thunderscreech]

Whoa.....


I forgot I posted this thread

[jrthebassguy]

[CRONOS]

Epic Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shy Guy]

Originally Posted by CRONOS

Epic Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I concur

[L-A]

Let's start by the beginning, shall we?

Today being Halloween, I decided to **** with the major ****** at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever **** a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still ****ing it and baying this real ****ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the heck out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like mudkips?

[Asa Samuel]

Originally Posted by Muusers

That's an axolotl, which was my sisters first word

[DudeistMonk]

So I ask you: Do you like mudkips?

Wow, that is some of the most royally ****** up **** I have ever read. I knew it wasn't going to end well.

Trumps the time my old colleges resident socially disabled kid humped a cardboard cut out of Han Solo while doing his radio show (which is simulcasted on campus TV, sorta like howard stern is only through a security style camera mounted on the wall)

BTW, I think that kids mom would have totally won the law suit.

[RadioMasterDude]

Bruce Lee likes them too!!!

[doctorjazz]

Copypasta in OT?

This should end well...

[EricF]

[bassybill]

I believe this is the first time I have ever felt the urge to post the following in any thread on TalkBass.

FAIL

[crimson_basser]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa