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07-13-2010, 06:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | So I lost to a tire swing.
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So ever so gracefully fell out of a tire swing managing to get my arm caught in the chain. So while I'm hanging there by my arm while its slowly dying and all i can think is how sore in going to be tomorrow I got it going pretty high and so i fell probably 6 feet while getting my arm yanked. Just one of life's little reminders that I'm not as nimble as I used to be. 
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07-13-2010, 07:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | That's what you get for having a "safe" looking tire swing.
Tire swings are meant to be big dangerous things with metal lining sticking out, frayed ropes and cracking branches!
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07-13-2010, 07:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | That sucks!! I took a good flop on a dirt bike a few years ago. That was my slap in the face that I'm no longer young and durable  | 
07-13-2010, 07:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | I was wound up & spun by my sister in a tire swing once (I was 8), and spun so fast I couldn't even see that I had inadvertently kicked my cousin Jason in the side of the arm / body (he foolishly walked towards the tire, curious, age 5) and sent him flying a good 12-15 feet before I stopped. Kid was real banged up. Nevermind the fact that I somehow projectile puked a bit, radially, during the experience, and don't remember it.
Haven't been on one since. Never again.
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07-13-2010, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker That sucks!! I took a good flop on a dirt bike a few years ago. That was my slap in the face that I'm no longer young and durable  | Yeah that's kinda what it was for me, I mean I'm not really all that old but I've been really hard on my body and now its coming back to get me.
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07-13-2010, 07:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | How much beer was involved?
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07-13-2010, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech How much beer was involved? | None sadly.
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07-13-2010, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMan118 None sadly. | That's disappointing.
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07-13-2010, 07:43 AM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | Ultra Tireswing2011, coming to a PS3 near you soon..... | 
07-13-2010, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike Ultra Tireswing2011, coming to a PS3 near you soon..... | Ah yes to hasten the onset of arthritis.
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07-13-2010, 07:54 AM
|  | Everything is everything | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Frederick, MD | | | A story like that and all you got is a still-life shot? Where's the carnage? | 
07-13-2010, 07:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Leuven, Belgium | | | Ouch.
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07-13-2010, 08:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | Wait, why were you on a canary-yellow tire swing, again?
Also, take care of that arm.
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07-13-2010, 09:11 AM
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07-13-2010, 10:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Massachusetts USA | | | I was once using a normal rope swing at a lake, and when I jumped off, the little smaller rope attached to the real rope (in order to retrieve the rope easier) wrapped around my leg about an inch from my manhood, and gave me a huge, nasty rope burn.
I feel your pain.
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07-13-2010, 11:28 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | The shower floor whooped me slightly this morning- got in too quick, hit a soapy spot & BAM. I got up though- it's still lying there. 
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07-13-2010, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | I've come home from work with two lovely knife cuts on my fingers, and I didn't even feel them happen. That's the upside of working with very sharp knives - it doesn't hurt as much when you cut yourself... 
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07-13-2010, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj I've come home from work with two lovely knife cuts on my fingers, and I didn't even feel them happen. That's the upside of working with very sharp knives - it doesn't hurt as much when you cut yourself...  | "You're bleeding mate."
"Am I?"
*looks down at fountain of blood*
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07-13-2010, 12:26 PM
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07-13-2010, 12:35 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderscreech How much beer was involved? | Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan118 None sadly. | There's the problem. A couple of beers and you would have been more relaxed. You probably would have just flopped limply on the ground and not gotten caught by the chain. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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