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Old 10-18-2011, 10:26 AM
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So incredibly stupid, it's news worthy!

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Cops pull over 9-year-old driving 'drunk' dad - TODAY News - TODAY.com

Did you know it's a felony to get drunk off your *** and let your 9 year old take you out for a joy ride??

Huh.
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:36 AM
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Saw that in the news this morning. I lol'ed a bit.
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Old 10-18-2011, 10:46 AM
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Damn. So there goes that plan.
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Still not as bad as carrying a milk crate around just rest your boys on.

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I remember having to ride my bicycle to the bar in town to drive my dad home when he had to much. I was 9 or 10 at the time.
Better then driving drunk & I got to go "gravel roading" it was a lot of fun!
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I remember having to ride my bicycle to the bar in town to drive my dad home when he had to much. I was 9 or 10 at the time.
Better then driving drunk & I got to go "gravel roading" it was a lot of fun!
Bicycling while drunk is treated the same as a DUI, at least in California.
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Old 10-18-2011, 11:11 AM
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Bicycling while drunk is treated the same as a DUI, at least in California.
I recall seeing a video of a drunk dude driving a lawnmower getting pulled over and then tazed..... Off to Youtube!


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I recall seeing a video of a drunk dude driving a lawnmower getting pulled over and then tazed..... Off to Youtube!


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Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video 2 - YouTube

LMAO, that was hilarious..."I think I crapped my pants!"...

Then I saw this.

Steve Lawn Mower DUI Guy Steals a Cop Car - YouTube

The way he laughs after snatching the cop car is hilarious. And then drives to get beer and smokes.
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Old 10-18-2011, 12:26 PM
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hey! did the police make sure that the "good samaritan" was talking through his "hands free" phone? otherwise he should have been stopped too, right?
(at least here it's illegal to talk on the phone while driving...)
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Old 10-18-2011, 01:03 PM
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Old 10-18-2011, 01:09 PM
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LMAO, that was hilarious..."I think I crapped my pants!"...

Then I saw this.

Steve Lawn Mower DUI Guy Steals a Cop Car - YouTube

The way he laughs after snatching the cop car is hilarious. And then drives to get beer and smokes.
How about this one:

Steve the Lawn Mower Guy's Domestic Arrest Video 3 - YouTube

"She hit me in the face with a dang bong!"
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Old 10-18-2011, 01:23 PM
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How about this one:

Steve the Lawn Mower Guy's Domestic Arrest Video 3 - YouTube

"She hit me in the face with a dang bong!"
That's a good one!
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Old 10-18-2011, 01:39 PM
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LMAO, that was hilarious..."I think I crapped my pants!"...

Then I saw this.

Steve Lawn Mower DUI Guy Steals a Cop Car - YouTube

The way he laughs after snatching the cop car is hilarious. And then drives to get beer and smokes.
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:04 PM
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Did you know it's a felony to get drunk off your *** and let your 9 year old take you out for a joy ride??

Huh.
Sure, but what if youre drinking down at the bar with the boys and you call your 9 year old to come pick you up? Surely that is permitted?
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Old 10-18-2011, 02:15 PM
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Sure, but what if youre drinking down at the bar with the boys and you call your 9 year old to come pick you up? Surely that is permitted?
I dunno, never had the pleasure myself, although I do have friends that would pick their dad up if he called. I really don't recall if they had learners permits or anything at the time....

I'm a little surprised that it's a felony. Or child abuse. Though I suppose for a youngster the psychological impact of driving your drunk*** daddy around at 3am could leave you with some issues concerning substance abuse.
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Old 10-18-2011, 08:06 PM
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How about this one:

Steve the Lawn Mower Guy's Domestic Arrest Video 3 - YouTube

"She hit me in the face with a dang bong!"
That might have been the funniest one of all!

But something about the video doesn't seem right...I know it's real but the way the woman pipes in perfectly with her conversation....it sounds set up.
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