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Old 11-14-2009, 02:21 PM
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so...this is kinda wierd ( odd front yard pics inside )

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I was looking at some BBQ recipies earlyer today. Specificaly the "Bacon explosion". All this was getting me a bit hungry, so I head down stairs to make my a tasty lil pastrami and ham on a jalapeno bagel. I get out all the fixins, and start piling on the meats, and I hear my cat meowing outside. Its one of those wierd, distressed, meows, I look outside my screen door and behold.




Mini pig.

Wierdiest *&%&ing thing Ive seen in my yard yet. I live in the boonies, so I have had a few odd critters. Racoons, turkeys, deer, a horse, bob cats, all sorts of dogs.

But a freakin mini pig. Not a piglet, a mini pig.



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Old 11-14-2009, 02:22 PM
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Cool!
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I seriously have no idea what to do with this thing. No collar, no one has reported it missing.

My girlfriend is in love with the damn thing already though.
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Mini bacon!
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oh, and for those who are interested in it

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion/
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Awww, it's so cute. Name it Mr. Falafel and love it forever.
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It's a sign. The gods are preparing you for the Bacon Explosion.
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Old 11-14-2009, 02:28 PM
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So, how's it taste?
Tender?
Juicy?
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as my friend said

[12:15] URBANxSTRIKE: a little mini pig just wondered into my yard
[12:15] SillB: Dinner?
[12:15] SillB: You wanted to make that bacon thing
[12:15] SillB: Its a sign from god
[12:15] URBANxSTRIKE: lol
[12:16] SillB: just shove the hamburger up its ass
[12:16] SillB: throw it on the grill
[12:16] SillB: dinner
[12:16] URBANxSTRIKE: lol
[12:16] URBANxSTRIKE: i just busted up
[12:16] SillB: I am not a religious mean
[12:16] SillB: man
[12:16] SillB: but that is a sign
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PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

PIG ON A SPIT

Sorry I got a little excited. I suggest pig on a spit.
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You need a poll now. Eat it, Keep it, Make love to it(If you want jail time), etc.
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Make love to it(If you want jail time), etc.
You saw the line.
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Now, I'm normally all for anything involving bacon,


but,


That wee creature's too damn' awesome to eat, keep it as a pet!
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You ran for it.
It was a bit much?
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It's so cute and tasty looking. Raise it for a bit with proper corn and grass diet. Mini sausages are to die for.
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It was a bit much?
The equine sodomy thread is still a fresh scar.
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While the pig is kinda cute, my inner Alaskan wants to chase it across the ice and eat it...
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Keep it. Pet pigs tend to be just as loyal as dogs and just as friendly as pigs.
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Keep it. Pet pigs tend to be just as loyal as dogs and just as friendly as pigs.
And **** all over the place, kill small animals, dig and destroy as much ground as they can, and stink to high heaven.
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I'd suggest posting fliers around the neighborhood, it's undoubtedly someone's pet.

Oh, and just to show some atypical domestic animal love, here's a shot I snapped of a woman who was walking her pet possom:

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