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11-14-2009, 02:21 PM
| | Registered User SandStorm Designs | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Rosa California | | | so...this is kinda wierd ( odd front yard pics inside )
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I was looking at some BBQ recipies earlyer today. Specificaly the "Bacon explosion". All this was getting me a bit hungry, so I head down stairs to make my a tasty lil pastrami and ham on a jalapeno bagel. I get out all the fixins, and start piling on the meats, and I hear my cat meowing outside. Its one of those wierd, distressed, meows, I look outside my screen door and behold. Mini pig.
Wierdiest *&%&ing thing Ive seen in my yard yet. I live in the boonies, so I have had a few odd critters. Racoons, turkeys, deer, a horse, bob cats, all sorts of dogs.
But a freakin mini pig. Not a piglet, a mini pig. 
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11-14-2009, 02:22 PM
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11-14-2009, 02:24 PM
| | Registered User SandStorm Designs | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Rosa California | | | I seriously have no idea what to do with this thing. No collar, no one has reported it missing.
My girlfriend is in love with the damn thing already though.
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11-14-2009, 02:26 PM
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11-14-2009, 02:26 PM
| | Registered User SandStorm Designs | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Rosa California | | oh, and for those who are interested in it http://www.bbqaddicts.com/bacon-explosion/
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11-14-2009, 02:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Awww, it's so cute. Name it Mr. Falafel and love it forever.
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11-14-2009, 02:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blackshear, Georgia | | | It's a sign. The gods are preparing you for the Bacon Explosion.
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11-14-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | So, how's it taste?
Tender?
Juicy?
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11-14-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User SandStorm Designs | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Rosa California | | | as my friend said
[12:15] URBANxSTRIKE: a little mini pig just wondered into my yard
[12:15] SillB: Dinner?
[12:15] SillB: You wanted to make that bacon thing
[12:15] SillB: Its a sign from god
[12:15] URBANxSTRIKE: lol
[12:16] SillB: just shove the hamburger up its ass
[12:16] SillB: throw it on the grill
[12:16] SillB: dinner
[12:16] URBANxSTRIKE: lol
[12:16] URBANxSTRIKE: i just busted up
[12:16] SillB: I am not a religious mean
[12:16] SillB: man
[12:16] SillB: but that is a sign
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11-14-2009, 02:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
PIG ON A SPIT
Sorry I got a little excited. I suggest pig on a spit.
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11-14-2009, 02:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blackshear, Georgia | | You need a poll now. Eat it, Keep it, Make love to it(If you want jail time  ), etc.
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11-14-2009, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CBgaragebassist Make love to it(If you want jail time  ), etc. | You saw the line.
You ran for it.
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11-14-2009, 02:36 PM
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but,
That wee creature's too damn' awesome to eat, keep it as a pet! 
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11-14-2009, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MadMan118 You saw the line.
You ran for it. | It was a bit much? 
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11-14-2009, 02:38 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | It's so cute and tasty looking. Raise it for a bit with proper corn and grass diet. Mini sausages are to die for. | 
11-14-2009, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by CBgaragebassist It was a bit much?  | The equine sodomy thread is still a fresh scar.
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11-14-2009, 02:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | While the pig is kinda cute, my inner Alaskan wants to chase it across the ice and eat it...
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11-14-2009, 02:41 PM
|  | I make metal look good. | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baxley, GA | | | Keep it. Pet pigs tend to be just as loyal as dogs and just as friendly as pigs.
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11-14-2009, 02:42 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Bones Keep it. Pet pigs tend to be just as loyal as dogs and just as friendly as pigs. | And **** all over the place, kill small animals, dig and destroy as much ground as they can, and stink to high heaven.  | 
11-14-2009, 02:43 PM
|  | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | I'd suggest posting fliers around the neighborhood, it's undoubtedly someone's pet.
Oh, and just to show some atypical domestic animal love, here's a shot I snapped of a woman who was walking her pet possom: 
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