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03-26-2010, 02:26 PM
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I like them.
When we lived in the country,our ducks used to come right in the house.Which is cool,until it's time to clean up the duck****.
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03-26-2010, 02:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Leuven, Belgium | | I think you're a quack.
See what I did there? 
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03-26-2010, 02:28 PM
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I like them smoked over cherry wood the best.
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03-26-2010, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | I was canoeing on Findley Lake in NY and this duck kept following the boat. I made some quacking noises to call the duck over and it swam right up to me. When he saw I didn't have any snacks, he bit my finger.
FWIW, I've been bitten by a trout, too.
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03-26-2010, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by geeza I was canoeing on Findley Lake in NY and this duck kept following the boat. I made some quacking noises to call the duck over and it swam right up to me. When he saw I didn't have any snacks, he bit my finger.
FWIW, I've been bitten by a trout, too. | OK,I swore I wasnt going to post this pic again,but in light of this post: 
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03-26-2010, 02:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iowa | | | hey man, i find-a that caption insulting to those of us of italian descent.
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03-26-2010, 02:40 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:41 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle | | | Hey kid... go f### a duck! |
03-26-2010, 02:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Carol Stream, IL | | I have a pair of ducks that stop by my house every year on their migration route. They just showed up for a snack at my feeder again last Wednesday. |
03-26-2010, 02:47 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:50 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:51 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:55 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:56 PM
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03-26-2010, 02:57 PM
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03-26-2010, 03:00 PM
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*drools* |
03-26-2010, 03:02 PM
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*drools* | OMFG!
I just got back from the gym, I'm starving, and that is not fair.
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03-26-2010, 03:04 PM
| | Let's play! | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | | A duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replied, "No, this isn't a grocery store, get the hell out of here!"
The duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender said "No, I told you before, this isn't a grocery store, and I don't have any grapes, now leave!"
The duck came back again the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The angry bartender said, "NO! And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your feet to the bar! Now leave!"
The duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said, "No, why?" The duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"
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03-26-2010, 03:05 PM
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