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05-27-2011, 02:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | So My Proctologist Called Me Today
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Our new Secretary takes a call from one of our close vendors and good friends. He ask for me and tells her that my proctologist is on the phone. I'm busy and ask her to take a message.
A few minutes later she comes back with this: LOL 
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05-27-2011, 02:28 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I swear to god that we have a local proctologist named Dr Korkor. (pronounced "corker")
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05-27-2011, 02:31 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | I don't get it. A good friend calls for you to tell you he has a proctologist on the phone wanting to talk to you?
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05-27-2011, 02:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 I don't get it. A good friend calls for you to tell you he has a proctologist on the phone wanting to talk to you?
-Mike | He's joking. He tells her, My proctologist is on the phone and his name is Dr. Finger, (puts it in your arse). 2nd, this girl does not know what a proctologist even is.
And the joke went right over her head!
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05-27-2011, 02:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 I don't get it. A good friend calls for you to tell you he has a proctologist on the phone wanting to talk to you?
-Mike | I think what he's saying is that his friend called pretending to be a proctologist and left a message under the name, "Dr. Finger." |
05-27-2011, 02:35 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | OK, now I get it. I'm a tall guy, but that went right over my head the first time around.
-Mike |
05-27-2011, 02:39 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | One of my customers calls occasionally and tells the receptionist that his name is 'Hugh Jorgan'.
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05-27-2011, 03:13 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | *What does a proctologist do on his day off?
**LOOKS UP OLD FRIENDS 
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05-27-2011, 03:15 PM
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Applications Engineer, QSC Audio | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Costa Mesa, Calif. | | | Your proctologist called. He's missing a glove and is wondering if sitting down feels somewhat uncomfortable for you. |
05-27-2011, 03:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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05-27-2011, 03:33 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | You proctologist called to check on those fingernail marks he left on both your shoulders. |
05-27-2011, 04:29 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | A friend of mine used to work for Wedbush Morgan Securities. I would often get messages that "Bill @ Wet Bush" had called for me.
When I was working an inside sales job years ago, one of my customers was Dick from Pallus Corp. I was quite amused when our very hot receptionist told me she had "Dick Polish" for me. |
05-27-2011, 05:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: cincinnati | | | speaking of hilarious company/professional names, around here, there's an ihop on a cox rd. they often answer the phone "ihop on Cox, how can i help you?"
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05-27-2011, 06:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EricF A friend of mine used to work for Wedbush Morgan Securities. I would often get messages that "Bill @ Wet Bush" had called for me.
When I was working an inside sales job years ago, one of my customers was Dick from Pallus Corp. I was quite amused when our very hot receptionist told me she had "Dick Polish" for me. | hahahaha!
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05-27-2011, 07:32 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Paging Mike Hunt- has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
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05-27-2011, 07:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: 2k W of the Duwamsh | | | My roomie would occasionally tell me I had a call from the IRS on the line; a certain Mr. Reemer.
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