So, there's this family of bears in divorce court...

[Ubersheist]

So there was this family of bears. The Pappa bear, the Momma bear, and the Baby bear. The Momma bear recently caught the Pappa bear sticking his nose in the wrong honey jar, if you know what I mean. So, the Momma bear decided to get a divorce.

In court, it got ugly, and the judge asked the Baby bear which parent he wanted to live with.

"Neither," said the Baby bear.

"Why not?" asked the judge.

"Because they beat me!" said the Baby bear.

The judge then said "That's terrible! Who do you want to live with?"

The Baby bear said "The Chicago Bears. They never beat anyone."



Badump.......

[Clark Dark]

I can't laugh.........I live in Philly

[Relic]

Originally Posted by Clark Dark

I can't laugh.........I live in Philly

I can't laugh neither. I live near Philly

[macaroni tony]

mild chuckle...hehehe

[T-Bird]

Hi.

hehe

Speaking of bears, it's freezing out there, so how about an ancient one on polar bears?


A daddy polar bear was sitting with his son at the edge of the ice, waiting for some tasty seal cubs to swim by.

All of a sudden the youngster popped a question:

"daddy, am I a 100% polar bear?"

Of course You are, my son, replied the proud dad.

A while passed, and the little polar bear became more and more anxious and asked again:

"daddy, are You absolutely sure that I'm 100% polar bear?"

"Of course You are my son", daddy-bear replied, "I'am 100% polar bear and Your mommy is also 100% polar bear". Now shut up or we won't eat tonight.

Sitting there in silence, daddy polar bear couldn't help thinking about his sons rather odd questions though and had to ask:

"Son, why do You doubt being 100% polar bear"

"Nothing major, dad", his son replied, "It's just that my butt is frozen solid onto the ice"

Regards
Sam

[bassteban]

^Not getting it..?^

[macaroni tony]

????????

[MakiSupaStar]

[elgecko]

Originally Posted by T-Bird

Hi.

hehe

Speaking of bears, it's freezing out there, so how about an ancient one on polar bears?


A daddy polar bear was sitting with his son at the edge of the ice, waiting for some tasty seal cubs to swim by.

All of a sudden the youngster popped a question:

"daddy, am I a 100% polar bear?"

Of course You are, my son, replied the proud dad.

A while passed, and the little polar bear became more and more anxious and asked again:

"daddy, are You absolutely sure that I'm 100% polar bear?"

"Of course You are my son", daddy-bear replied, "I'am 100% polar bear and Your mommy is also 100% polar bear". Now shut up or we won't eat tonight.

Sitting there in silence, daddy polar bear couldn't help thinking about his sons rather odd questions though and had to ask:

"Son, why do You doubt being 100% polar bear"

"Nothing major, dad", his son replied, "It's just that my butt is frozen solid onto the ice"

Regards
Sam

There was a similar joke from the Dr. Katz show but the punchline went:

Father: Why don't you think you're pure blooded polar bear?

Son: I'm freezing!

It's a decent joke but it's all in the delivery.

[macaroni tony]

Originally Posted by elgecko

There was a similar joke from the Dr. Katz show but the punchline went:

Father: Why don't you think you're pure blooded polar bear?

Son: I'm freezing!

It's a decent joke but it's all in the delivery.

Oh! OK, I'm digging it now

I used to love Dr Katz back in the day....The Tick, The Critic, Dr Katz, bedtime

[bassteban]

In Dr Katz voice, everything is funny.

[RonGillman3]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Hahahaha this made my day.

[MatticusMania]

Bear...? http://omgbearisdriving.ytmnd.com/

[The Owl]

[Ubersheist]

Originally Posted by The Owl

Owl.. Your signature must be brought back up! It's an opportune time for it!

Be careful of what you play on the radio when transporting a bear!