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Old 08-24-2009, 05:03 PM
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In the room across from my friend and I. She's really attractive, but one of those "un-approachable" types. She's been sitting in the same room working on her computer for about an hour and my friend and I still haven't figured out how to break the ice. What are two dudes to do?

I expect general suggestions, pick up lines, and possibly even some sharing of similar situations/experiences.
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Take your pants off, walk into her room and ask if she has seen your little friend.

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Grr... Alright. What if she's an ugly girl?
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Take your pants off, walk into her room and ask if she has seen your little friend.

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Tell her you've been talking about her to a bunch of dudes on the internet. She's sure to be flattered by the attention.
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:13 PM
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Tell her you've been talking about her to a bunch of dudes on the internet. She's sure to be flattered by the attention.
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However, apparently threads about hot girls are against the rules, so I guess this thread needs to be closed.
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Just go over there and say "Hi, my name is insert name here and I thought I'd come over and say hello. Continue from there.
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:29 PM
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Theres a differance between, "Who's hotter >insert link< or >different link<", and " I am in need of advice on what to say to an attractive girl. This isnt a hot chick thread IMO.
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:39 PM
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Ya but there's about 1 million threads on teh internetz about how to talk to a hot girl.

Dear OP, pretty much as soon as you've put her on the pedestal of 'she's un-approachable', she aint making you any grilled cheese.
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Iv'e been there brotha, I ususually just walk up to them and ask, in a serious tone;

Hi do you talk to losers
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Old 08-24-2009, 05:44 PM
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You should keep doing what you're doing... Sitting with dudes and talking about how you can't talk with girls.

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