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Old 12-22-2007, 11:35 PM
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Old 12-22-2007, 11:42 PM
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haha hilarious.

Guys would stay on the first floor, because they hate shopping.
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Old 12-23-2007, 12:09 AM
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Guys wouldn't even go into the store because really, what man actually wants a wife? We'd be happy just to have a girlfriend but those sneaky dames always trick us into marriage.




(If my wife happens to read this, Just kidding dear.)
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Old 12-23-2007, 01:34 AM
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Aha, nice. i saw the same joke only it was changed to Penis sizes :O lol
i like this one better thoe
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ahahaha hillarious!

Hey, post the penis size joke btw. I haven't heard it...
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