So you're in Home Depot as a zombie attack begins...

[I am Domokun]

What DO you do?

Me, I'd get the biggest most powerful nailgun i could find. Pick em off from a distance, don't wanna get too close!

[ThatGermanDude]

one of these big lawnmowers. just run 'em over.

[Darkstrike]

I'd keep the $100 bucks.

[richnota]

Chainsaw on a Stick.

somebody thought it was a good idea to put a chainsaw on a stick.

i thinks its the perfect fun toy for kids. Its also the best zombie protection you can get. Available at Home Depot.

Also good for cutting the lock on an abandoned bicycle. or for piercing.

[gold_member_321]

I would climb up the roof high racks they hold wood on, with a nail gun, 30 or 40 boxes of nails, and a large compressor. Snipe them out from the safety of my 50 foot perch.

If not that than probably get one of these.

[Lalabadie]

Originally Posted by ThatGermanDude

one of these big lawnmowers. just run 'em over.

May I suggest this game?

http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/bloody

[Marcus Johnson]

All the zombies I've met work at Kmart.

[jonathan_matos5]

id hop on a forklift and get out of there.

[TrooperFarva]

I'd get some schedule 40 pvc, some gas grill igniters, some bottles of propane, some tubing, and some very large wooden dowels, and make a PVC Bazooka. Then I'd make another, strap each one to a fork on the forklift, and kick some zombie ass.

[Ben Lesser]

Originally Posted by TrooperFarva

I'd get some schedule 40 pvc, some gas grill igniters, some bottles of propane, some tubing, and some very large wooden dowels, and make a PVC Bazooka. Then I'd make another, strap each one to a fork on the forklift, and kick some zombie ass.

I take it this is something you've thought about before?

[Vic Winters]

I'd hire the illegals hanging around outside to take care of them for me.

[eedre]

That would be the best place to be in the event of a zombie attack.

I'm thinking chainsaws, sledge hammers.. the possibilities are endless.

[jonathan_matos5]

Originally Posted by eedre

That would be the best place to be in the event of a zombie attack.

I'm thinking chainsaws, sledge hammers.. the possibilities are endless.

id rather be in a walmart. make it to sporting goods and you are set.

[Vic Winters]

Your best bet would be a gun and ammo shop.

[Spector_Ray]

Head to lawn and garden and get the biggest leaf blower I can find. Sneak over to the propane tanks and hook them up to the leaf blower and voila! A Home Depot flame thrower!

[HollowBassman]

Around here, we are blessed with an abundance of naturally formed zombie-repelling rock. The rock is somewhat soft and is easily made into necklaces that can be worn to keep you safe in some of the world's more zombie-prone areas. Just PM me if you would like to purchase one. Guaranteed to work!

[Ben Lesser]

Originally Posted by HollowBassman

Around here, we are blessed with an abundance of naturally formed zombie-repelling rock. The rock is somewhat soft and is easily made into necklaces that can be worn to keep you safe in some of the world's more zombie-prone areas. Just PM me if you would like to purchase one. Guaranteed to work!

Brains?

Brains!

Braaiiiiiiins...

[funkalicious101]

I'd probably just steal a couple sacks of topsoil. That suff aint cheap.

[gold_member_321]

Originally Posted by funkalicious101

I'd probably just steal a couple sacks of topsoil. That suff aint cheap.

LMAO. Epic.

[TrooperFarva]

Originally Posted by Ben Lesser

I take it this is something you've thought about before?

The zombie attacks? No. The PVC Bazooka? Maybe. I may have even built one before.

But were I to have one, or 2, it could have multiple applications, one of which, would be a zombie attack.