Something to think about

[brianerwin]

I have been reading the threads here where the bass players are having trouble with their guitarist.
I think it is interesting that they call them

"Guitards"

Well if this is the case don't you think that the guitarist calls
us....

"Basstards" ????

[bassteban]

I've been called worse. Additionally, one must consider the source

[Ziltoid]

I call myself worst than that, no issues here.

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Sticks and stones may.....HEY!

[Rush-2112]

That is pretty clever...but then we can make fun of them for pronouncing "bass" wrong

[ShredderMaximus]

I've always preferred "bass-hole."