Sports Manners: Bag Over Head

[Time Monkey]

What is the proper way to go about wearing a bag over ones head when attenting a sporting event?

Our local ECHL team is just horrible. Not only do they manage to give up 4 goal leads, they manage to do it without seeming to care.

I've decided to attend tommorows festivities with a nice brown paper bag over my head. Maybe shame them into caring.

Do I wait for them to start sucking before I dawn the bag, or do I place the garment on my head promptly upon reaching my seat?

[MakiSupaStar]

This is a Fassa thread in which you are bragging about attending a sporting event with a bag over your head and making an pretend issue about when to put the bag over your head.

[DigMe]

Busted.

And bagged.

bc

[MJ5150]

Eh, not sure about the bragging. It's a minor league hockey game. I figure maybe 20 people in all of TBOT even know what ECHL stands for in this context.

As for the subject at hand. If it were me, I would put on the bag when the game started. But I wouldn't do such a thing no matter how poorly my team was playing.

-Mike

[fourstringdrums]

Some people might get the wrong impression and just think you're ugly. But if you are, then it all kind of works out no matter what.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

This is a Fassa thread in which you are bragging about attending a sporting event with a bag over your head and making an pretend issue about when to put the bag over your head.

Nah, that post isnt nearly as grandiose or show-offy enough to be a Fassa thread.

Its not like he said he plays hockey... while speaking serbian.

[PSPookie]

Most Important: paper NOT plastic

[bassman314]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

Most Important: paper NOT plastic

Start with paper.

If they REALLY start to sucking, switch to plastic.