Originally Posted by SnowCal
Fappy bird is one of those great things you can say quickly in polite conversation and not get called on it.
We used to da worse when we were kids.
We used to go into stores and ask the people :
us: hi, do you have any penises (vaginas / dildos etc. etc. )?
us: Do you have any chewing gum?
them: uhh...yea right over there...
We did this so many times and no one ever went berserk on us. We use the say the no-no words fast, it was understandable but barely and it put them into a ***?? moment.