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Old 06-18-2010, 09:46 AM
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I had one 10 years ago, and I am being treated for another. that is just rock and roll for you. Who's caught em!
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This ought to go well
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:04 AM
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I thought with every club here, this would be funny.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:08 AM
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:14 AM
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They're actually called STI's now, why don't you go read a book or something.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:18 AM
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.....and that's the second time I got crabs......
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:25 AM
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You'd think you would learn after the first one ten years ago.

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Old 06-18-2010, 10:28 AM
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I've had the clap, crabs, and Mark Wilson. Compared to the last one the first 2 were easy as hell to get rid of.


Also this thread smells like a meth head version of username/keith touched it all over in it's naughty places but the thread liked it anyways.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:40 AM
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:51 AM
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and here i thought this was a thread about am std basses. had one of them. never the clap, syph or crabs, though i probably should have had them at least once. had an occasional uti, but nothing sexually transmitted.

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Old 06-18-2010, 11:50 AM
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:59 AM
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That's why you should never throw matches into urinals, crabs can pole vault
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I can't go public with the info until I figure out how to break the news to my drummer.
Maybe you should narrow it down first.


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Old 06-18-2010, 12:03 PM
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Maybe you should narrow it down first.


http://www.btny.purdue.edu/extension...orn/corn1.html
Looks a bit like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut
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From The Wiki: "Some sources give the etymology as coming from the Nahuatl words cuitla ("excrement" or "rear-end") and cochtli ("sleeping", from cochi="to sleep"), thus giving a combined meaning of "sleeping/hibernating excrement."





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