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Old 09-27-2010, 04:19 PM
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I have them all over. The biotch about is that you cant squish them because they STINK like crazy, if you suck them up in a vacuum cleaner, the vacuum with stink for months and you'll fill your house with that stench every time you vacuum... if you try to grab one with a tissue and are too rough, your fingers will smell like stink bugs...
about the only thing you can do is to grab one gently with a tissue, then pitch it outside. Of course, it just ends up trying to get right back in within an hour or two... these things suck.
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1. My girlfriend and I were having an arguement about these a few weeks ago, she said they weren't stinkbugs and I said they were!
B. I have been wondering why these bastards just appeared like two years ago, now I know why I had never seen them before then!
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:39 PM
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1. My girlfriend and I were having an arguement about these a few weeks ago, she said they weren't stinkbugs and I said they were!
B. I have been wondering why these bastards just appeared like two years ago, now I know why I had never seen them before then!
They're a non-native species that were accidentally introduced here about 10 years ago or so. They just recently really started to explode in numbers. I HATE THEM!
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:40 PM
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We get them too right around this time of year. At least they are easy to catch. I just flush them down the toilet.

We get the Western conifer seed bug though.

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Old 09-27-2010, 04:43 PM
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Damn! I have seen a couple of those guys around (porch, yard, etc.) over the last few months, and thought they were just some harmless beetle. I wonder if preying mantises will hunt and eat them...
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:46 PM
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I've never had the issue at home, but became VERY familiar with them when I went to school in Bethlehem, PA (town over from Allentown, where they were first discovered) and now this year I'm noticing them EVERYWHERE. I'm glad I'm not the only one seeing them (like rr5025, others insist they've always been around)
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My work is infested with them. usually off 4-5 a day the past month...I have seen them at home lately too, but not like at work. It's funny, I usually leave work with at least on on my windshield. I jokingly see how "aerodynamic" they are. One was real good until about 56-57 mph. Definitely a very funky looking bug.
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:49 PM
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We get them too right around this time of year. At least they are easy to catch. I just flush them down the toilet.

We get the Western conifer seed bug though.

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+1 on this method....just gently poke them into a paper cup or box and flush 'em!
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They are commonly eaten in Laos, and are regarded as delicious due to their extremely strong odor. The insects are sometimes pounded together with spices and a seasoning to prepare cheo, a paste mixed with chillies and herbs. This is eaten as a side dish with glutinous rice. (from wikipedia)

guess you should start thinking about changing your diet
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Old 09-27-2010, 05:01 PM
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They are commonly eaten in Laos, and are regarded as delicious due to their extremely strong odor. The insects are sometimes pounded together with spices and a seasoning to prepare cheo, a paste mixed with chillies and herbs. This is eaten as a side dish with glutinous rice. (from wikipedia)

guess you should start thinking about changing your diet
you sure about that??

I have (intrepidly I may add) eaten some insect dishes (crickets, some sort of beetle,etc) but these things are waaay way strong in odor. Just smelling a squished one can make me vomit, I can't even begin to imagine eating them..:ee k:
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Well I bet that they are packed full of protein and good stuff,,that's why they stink,,it's a defense mechanism. If you could only overcome the smell, then you could be super healthy.
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Well I bet that they are packed full of protein and good stuff,,that's why they stink,,it's a defense mechanism. If you could only overcome the smell, then you could be super healthy.
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They are all over my neighborhood, and my brother's place down in Silver Spring. Thank goodness they don't bite or sting!

We played a party at his house Saturday, and we called ourselves "The Stinkbugs" for the night, in honor of the invasion.
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It would appear their origin is the US Senate.
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Anything that uses a good strong stink as a defense, or an aphrodisiac for that matter, has got my vote! The more offensive the stink the better.

NOTE: remember, there's nothing like a good stink to bring a party to life.
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Anything that uses a good strong stink as a defense, or an aphrodisiac for that matter, has got my vote! The more offensive the stink the better.
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We call them "chinches" where I live. Not that they are extremely common (to me, at least), but they are very well known. The first instinct after seeing one is to leave it alone, since it supposedly won't stink if it isn't disturbed. That smell is supposedly created by a "piss" they have, and they only piss if molested. Anyway, I can't sleep if I know there's a chinche in my house.
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Old 09-27-2010, 08:22 PM
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I've always had a desire to raise them, "milk them" so to speak and distill my own signature cologne. It would, of course, sell for high dollar as it would become part of haute couture.

BTW: I do not consider an infestation of stink bugs to be a plague. I consider it to a blessing and a bestowal of grace. Always remember a good stink is a terrible thing to waste.
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