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03-18-2011, 05:39 PM
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A long, long time ago in a cliché land far, far away a young bass player was buying xxl t-shirts when all of a sudden…
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Originally Posted by pacojas  the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted!  | |
03-18-2011, 05:47 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Like a bolt from the blue, a vision of clarity did manifest through the cloud of cotton everyday apparel, and on that unforeseen bombshell, he realized that....
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03-18-2011, 05:51 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | his guitar player was with his girl the night before and that said guitar player had…
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Fender/Fender style fretless club #1 Quote:
Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
03-18-2011, 06:02 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | Taken the entire balance from the bands joint bank account! The girlfriend was missing, the guitarist was missing. when the basser got home and re-rang the last number on his/her telephone, he found it belonged to a place in......
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'A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He would have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world".
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03-18-2011, 06:06 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | Maki’s neighborhood and just then as he looked out side he saw a giant…
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Fender/Fender style fretless club #1 Quote:
Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
03-18-2011, 06:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | | Homicidal carrot bearing down on him at full carrot speed! If the Basser wanted to defeat the giant carrot, he knew he would have to...
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03-18-2011, 06:17 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | Advertisement for surfing lessons. He knew, after years of playing Brown Eyed Girl and relying on it to get with the chicks, he had to somehow oust this speed metal playing, girlfriend stealing, scally! He scans the ad, he see's the surfboard, he know's what to do, to get his girl back, he picks up the phone.....
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03-18-2011, 06:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Catford, London | | | …puts his hat on backwards, turns his underwear inside-out and buys a first-class ticket to Berlin, where…
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03-18-2011, 06:27 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | He realises he's booked the wrong flight! Curses his mj intake, buy's another hat with 'Kiss me Quick' written on the front, realises that ain't gonna work, he sit's down for a steiner, he get's back on his phone and book's a flight back to.....
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03-18-2011, 06:40 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | Disny land, meanwile in…
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Fender/Fender style fretless club #1 Quote:
Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
03-18-2011, 06:54 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | California, two new arrivals set foot off a bus, she's enthralled, listening to why 'pink is so the best colour for metal', he's thinking, 'I can say this crap all day', they head to town and book a room close to the beach, they glow in the tracers of forbidden love until they decide to.....
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03-18-2011, 07:01 PM
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03-18-2011, 08:09 PM
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03-18-2011, 08:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | | | regret, and this time was no different. In fact, it reminded him of that incident in 2005 when he... |
03-18-2011, 08:24 PM
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03-18-2011, 08:32 PM
| | Registered User | | | | | Thinking they were a four fingered metal hammer-on technique. After the disappointed 'ellipses don't rock' pondering, he ambled on through the TBOT threads until he realised, there's a big full moon tomorrow, I'll do something reckless instead then... and blame it on that...and so...
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03-18-2011, 08:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kolkata (Calcutta), India | | | he sat down to watch TV. But just as he was about to pick up the remote...
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03-18-2011, 08:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Catford, London | | | armed only with a burlap sack of Greengrocer's apostrophes & a badly-spelled photograph of King Edward IV signed by Lonnie Donegan in Arabic, our hero girded his loins and plunged...
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03-18-2011, 08:44 PM
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03-18-2011, 08:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | hotdogs, but when he looked in the fridge he saw that he was out of. . .
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