The strangest dream you ever had?

WyrdoBass · #1 01-29-2009, 06:39 PM

Well, exactly what the title says. What is THE STRANGEST dream you have ever had?

My strangest dream was a pitched battle between hordes of furbies and myself. The furbies were throwing flaming tires at me, and I was using a gigantic cookie to block them.

Yours?

username n/a · #2 01-29-2009, 07:36 PM

It was two hot chicks and me from my school. We had a sex sandwich. It was ****in' awesome.

steve21 · #3 01-29-2009, 07:50 PM

It involved a species of snake-men invading earth and taking over our people slowly, and I was the only one who could see through their ******** disguise.

They had underground lairs where they'd take people over. My parents were in line. I was fighting (i guess) against it.

It was hands down the strangest dream I've ever had, and although the details have become fuzzy, the basic concept I will never forget. I had it when I was like 5.

WashburnBasser · #4 01-29-2009, 07:54 PM

I've had two odd ones. In one of them, I walked outside my house to find a hot girl sitting on a picnic table. After talking to her, she asked me to donate to the sperm bank, which for some reason was located in the woods, and had a giant neon sign.

Another odd one involved me fighting a dude in a red hot air balloon while flying around with a jetpack. I think he was shooting giant bubbles at me...

Valerus · #5 01-29-2009, 08:24 PM

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It was two hot chicks and me from my school. We had a sex sandwich. It was ****in' awesome.

and that is strange for you? is there something you're not telling us?

username n/a · #6 01-29-2009, 08:31 PM

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and that is strange for you? is there something you're not telling us?

Ya know what mister "I don't start my sentences with capital letters"? That hurts.

Valerus · #7 01-29-2009, 08:42 PM

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Ya know what mister "I don't start my sentences with capital letters"? That hurts.

FAILED ATTEMPT AT A COMEBACK BURN!

haha

username n/a · #8 01-29-2009, 08:45 PM

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FAILED ATTEMPT AT A COMEBACK BURN!

haha

^That's you.

Valerus · #9 01-29-2009, 08:47 PM

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^That's you.

aww don't be mad

username n/a · #10 01-29-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Valerus

aww don't be mad

You're not my real Dad, I don't have to listen to you!!!

armywalaby · #11 01-29-2009, 08:49 PM

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^That's you.

The way this pic is being used, it will reach its expiration date soon.

jokn388 · #12 01-29-2009, 08:54 PM

I was eating Thanksgiving dinner with my mom in the woods when I heard on the radio that zombies were out. We get into our car and head for the city. It hits night time when we get there. I find a parking lot that is acting as a safe zone. I get out and suddenly find myself in a shouting match with this big black guy. We end up fighting and when it hits a stalemate he drops the bomb:

"Don't you see what's going on?"
And I look up at the building overlooking the parking lot to see several people on a balcony laughing and toasting champagne.

It suddenly hits me that these are the people in charge of mass media and that they are the cause of the zombies. They were transforming people into zombies by way of the news broadcasts and such.

That is an extremely brief summary of my dream, but it hits the main points. It was an interesting night. Very surreal. This occurred during a period in my life where I would have multiple zombie dreams per week...it had a real affect on my daily life. It made sleep very intense and interesting though

NJL · #13 01-29-2009, 09:04 PM

Mitch Taylor: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top of a pyramid, and there were hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

mattsbass · #14 01-30-2009, 12:57 AM

The Strangest dream I had is me watching TV of myself like a mirror and seeing me become older and older until I wither and die. I died alone with no one by my side, no family, no friends, no goals accomplished. Just a lonely old man. Then I became a tree with the camera shooting branches growing .

I had a mind trip the next day. That dream was actually another reason why I took up an instrument.

I am not sure but I think I either saw this in a movie or maybe because I was watching the unforgiven music video before I slept.

Sonic_Death · #15 01-30-2009, 01:02 AM

I can't even explain some of the weirdest dreams I have had. Mostly because I do not remember them that much after all this time, but they seriously felt like full length movies that I would pay for haha.

Sometimes I wish we could record dreams because it has been some intense stuff.

There was this one dream that involved this haunted house, with a giant endless field outside, and we were exploring the field for a while and all this random crazy stuff was going on. It was spooky. Then we ended up in some twisted fun house somehow, with a bunch of arcade and fun house stuff in it. There was a giant chase in a tubing system leading to ball pits. The last thing I think I can remember was there was some kind of torture thing going on in the bathroom of the fun house, and it involved people being tied up and trying to throw stuff to get to a garbage for some reason.

I seriously have no clue sometimes haha

Gordon of Eden · #16 01-30-2009, 01:32 AM

I was on the Starship Enterprise and was ordered to beam down to a planet with a team that included captain Piccard. The captain's head was the only part of him that existed and it was carried around like a football under the arm of a large blue hairy bigfoot like creature.
I thought this was strange because everyone reffered to him as "the headless captain Piccard". Wehn we got to the planet surface I was told to assemble a small jet pack so the captain's head could fly around independently. I asked him if he was going to interfere with the planet's inhabitants?
The headless captain Piccard got really pissed of at me and said he would build it himself. He yelled at the blue beast "set me down by that rock over there....and hand me that wrench!!!!

Fassa Albrecht · #17 01-30-2009, 02:10 AM

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I was on the Starship Enterprise and was ordered to beam down to a planet with a team that included captain Piccard. The captain's head was the only part of him that existed and it was carried around like a football under the arm of a large blue hairy bigfoot like creature.
I thought this was strange because everyone reffered to him as "the headless captain Piccard". Wehn we got to the planet surface I was told to assemble a small jet pack so the captain's head could fly around independently. I asked him if he was going to interfere with the planet's inhabitants?
The headless captain Piccard got really pissed of at me and said he would build it himself. He yelled at the blue beast "set me down by that rock over there....and hand me that wrench!!!!

Whoa that's some freaky stuff.

My weirdest dream was probably the one where I was in a school being taught maths by Mark King. He was trying to explain geometry.

TheDarkReaver · #18 01-30-2009, 02:17 AM

I dunno...but the other night me and some people I know where brutally murdered with knifes and pieces of glass, 3 times no less. Oh and I was savaged by a wolf in the same nights dreaming as well.

ROON · #19 01-30-2009, 02:19 AM

Funny this thread popped up. Last night I had a really odd dream. I was a chick working out at the gym (before all the sex deprived lunatics ask, yes I was hot), doing heaps of chinups and weight training, and a bit of boxing. Lately I've been wanting to lose weight and get fit, which explains the gym part, don't understand why I was a girl though, LOL.

That was just last night though. The weirdest dream I've ever had was completely 2D, it was just a flat image. It was of an interlocking pattern of socks, all very slowly floating North East. I have NO idea what that was about. But it makes for a good story.

When I was a young lad I had reoccuring dreams of being around a campfire with Aboriginals, out in the bush. Everything was silent and we all watched the fire. Only I wasn't seeing it through my own eyes. It was like my eyeballs were hovering above in the sky and I was watching myself sit with these natives around the fire. Weird stuff. I had that one at least once a week for a good 3 to 4 years.

Fassa Albrecht · #20 01-30-2009, 02:28 AM

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That was just last night though. The weirdest dream I've ever had was completely 2D, it was just a flat image. It was of an interlocking pattern of socks, all very slowly floating North East. I have NO idea what that was about. But it makes for a good story.

*steals idea for music video.