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Old 02-05-2009, 04:02 PM
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Any one catch those Pizza Hut commercials where they "go" to a resturant in Rome and serve unknowing patrons Pizza Hut lasagna?

While consuming the food, the patrons are complimenting the food and the one that pisses me off the most is "this is as good as my moms".

After they're done, they're told by the head chef that the food they ate was from PH and they all applaud.

What a load of crap. Every time I see that commerical, I feel like driving to my local PH, asking for the manager and punching him/her right in the face.

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Old 02-05-2009, 04:11 PM
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Aren't they also touting all natural pizzas? What the heck were they made from before? Plastics?
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Aren't they also touting all natural pizzas? What the heck were they made from before? Plastics?
Do you really want to know?
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We have the exact same advert down here in Australia - just dubbed with our delightful accent.

I have the same feeling as well, thought not that theirs is better than my Mums, just having worked for PH (in customer relations) I know what horrors the 15 y/old on min wage in the kitchen can conjour up - even with the best of ingredients.
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:20 PM
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PH always gives me monster heartburn.....
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:23 PM
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The PH campaign is on par with Capital One commercials. So bad
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:34 PM
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Carls Jr. has been running a similar ad as well..
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:37 PM
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I think the old Olive Garden commercial ranks higher on the ridiculous meter.

"Uncle Giuseppe had just come over from Sicily. So we took him to the Olive Garden."

If uncle Giuseppe was really Sicilian they'd all be marked for death by now.
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:45 PM
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It's a common commercial gimmick that always gets old and never gets believed.
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:00 PM
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I don't know about the lasagna, but that natural pizza that has sausage and the tomato slices is pretty good.
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Aren't they also touting all natural pizzas? What the heck were they made from before? Plastics?
The interesting thing about that natural pizza is the way it was advertised at first. If you look now, it says they use all natural cheese(which means absolutely nothing)
BUT, when it first came out they said it had "100% real cheese"
I dont know when they changed it, but surely their ad department wouldn't be that foolish...
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:13 PM
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Aren't they also touting all natural pizzas? What the heck were they made from before? Plastics?
Arsenic is all natural.

So is poop.
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It's a common commercial gimmick that always gets old and never gets believed.
I remember the Folger's instant coffee ad. "We've secretly replaced the coffee served here at The Four Seasons with Folgers, let's see if anyone can tell the difference."

At least those folks were being treated to a free meal at a fancy place, of course they are not going to rag on the coffee.
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The crap they serve at Pizza Hut (or is that Pasta Hut?) would not fly in Rome or anywhere else in Italy, where they take their pasta very, very seriously.
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Those commercials bewilder me. They claim that the people are "real people" and not paid actors. I have yet to see people act like that in any restaurant setting.
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It's like McDonald's would come out with commercial with 100 people seating eating burgers and then some guy coming out and going "those burgers you are eating... well... I spit in them and i have herpes of the mouth". -- Here is your next idea fast food chains...
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are you sure that's Rome? Everyone speaks such perfect North-American English...

Also, the second the chef annoucned that he hadn't done any cooking, I'd be informing him that I planned to not do any paying.
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What a load of crap. Every time I see that commerical, I feel like driving to my local PH, asking for the manager and punching him/her right in the face.

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I remember the Folger's instant coffee ad. "We've secretly replaced the coffee served here at The Four Seasons with Folgers, let's see if anyone can tell the difference."

At least those folks were being treated to a free meal at a fancy place, of course they are not going to rag on the coffee.
Remember what Chris Farley did when they pulled that crap on him? I think he'd trash that little Italian bistro and shove that Pizza Hut trash up someone's pooper if he was still here today.
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