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01-09-2008, 06:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | Sweet Pickup Lines.
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Lets go! just list one though.
"Hey, why dont me and you play lion tamer. You can get on all four's and ill stick my head in your mouth" |
01-09-2008, 06:51 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: New York | | | Do you wash your pants with Windex? I can see myself in them. |
01-09-2008, 06:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | guy - "FAT PENGUIN!"
girl - "what!?"
guy - "oh, i just wanted to say something to break the ice." |
01-09-2008, 06:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | | "Excuse me... does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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Originally Posted by Kwesi  Atoz, forever the inside spoon. | Rickenbacker #19, Mediocre Bassist #3, Mark Wilson Fail #Onion
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01-09-2008, 07:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: My Computer | | "Come over here and sit on my lap and well talk about whatever pops up." 
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01-09-2008, 07:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Nice shoes, wanna...well, you get the picture. |
01-09-2008, 07:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fayetteville/NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 guy - "FAT PENGUIN!"
girl - "what!?"
guy - "oh, i just wanted to say something to break the ice." | i was talking to some girls about pickup lines, almost like research, asking which ones are dcent and which blow. the one that had the best results was:
How much does a polar bear weigh?
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Enough to break the ice.
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01-09-2008, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Shepherd, MI | | | Me: Can I ask you two questions?
Her: ok
Me: Wanna F**k? or should I apologize? |
01-09-2008, 07:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | "So, you're a girl huh?"
Works everytime. |
01-09-2008, 07:23 PM
|  | Guess what?! I got a fever! | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San jose, Cal | | | Meh, another one of these...
Was the story about terrorist from this forum or somewhere else?
Pickup line:
"Is your dad a terrorist? ...
....Because you are da bomb!"
Guy screwing the pick up line up:
"Is your dad a terrorist?"
No!
"Oh, okay" *walks away*
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"...I snapped my g string and it shot part of my nut at my guitarist. Then it hit him in the face." TNF
Commie Union #83
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01-09-2008, 07:29 PM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | | | In my teens I used to go up to random people and ask them if I was ugly sure enough it worked pretty well.
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01-09-2008, 08:06 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Hi. May I push in your stool. |
01-09-2008, 08:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sudbury, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MAJOR METAL In my teens I used to go up to random people and ask them if I was ugly sure enough it worked pretty well. | That works so well, almost foolproof! sympathy ftw. 
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar They also get laid too. That's the difference between old people and you. | Bassists with beards club # 136
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01-09-2008, 08:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Hi. May I push in your stool. | Watch out, you might get a nasty case of diarrhoea-wiener. |
01-09-2008, 08:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Here was my pickup line:
"Are those Fender 9120's on your Ibanez?"
and it actually worked  |
01-09-2008, 08:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tomkins Cove, New York | | | "Excuse me mam, I seem to have shat my pants. Can I get in yours?" |
01-09-2008, 08:56 PM
|  | I have a very tasty head. | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NJ | | | |
01-09-2008, 08:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by K_Shizzle "Excuse me mam, I seem to have shat my pants. Can I get in yours?" | no sir, I don't want you shatting in mine either. |
01-09-2008, 08:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | So......
You doin' anything with that vagina later?
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01-09-2008, 08:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Horny Toad | Been over a year since a post was made in that thread, so this thread isn't really a sin or illegal. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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