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10-10-2008, 09:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | | TB Off Topicers...i've found someone with less game than you.
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Originally Posted by Article Sex a hassle, says 105-year-old virgin Clara Meadmore
A BRITISH virgin who celebrated her 105th birthday this week said the secret to long life was celibacy, adding that she imagined sex was a "lot of hassle".
Clara Meadmore, who marked her birthday with a drop of wine at the Perran Bay nursing home in Cornwall, south-west England, also received a card from Queen Elizabeth II.
"People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no," Ms Meadmore said.
"I have just never been interested in sex.
"I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things."
Born in Glasgow, Scotland, in 1903, Meadmore lived in Canada and New Zealand as a child before returning to Britain in her 20s to work as a secretary and housekeeper.
She served with the army in Egypt during World War II, and subsequently lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago in Cornwall. | Source: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24479054-2,00.html
So stop whinning about your girl problems, you've got about 87 more years before you can really start complaining about your "dry spell". 
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
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10-10-2008, 09:06 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | I think the term "dry spell" as lost all meaning here. I think you can now just refer to her as being dry. |
10-10-2008, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver  I think the term "dry spell" as lost all meaning here. I think you can now just refer to her as being dry. | Yep...
that would be a busted prune, NOT a busted cherry..... |
10-10-2008, 09:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | I see no pics of her old/young, it could have been involuntary celibacy and she just said that stuff to justify it.  |
10-10-2008, 09:25 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | Speak for yourself kangaroo breath. I have lots of game. I'm a trim-magnet!  |
10-10-2008, 09:26 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | She's lying. |
10-10-2008, 11:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | | There's a swedish saying " Surt sa räven om rönnbären". A rough translation / explanation of that one would be something like: '"They're probably very sour", said the fox about the rowanberries that grew too high up in the trees for him to ever reach them'.
I'm with Maki on this.
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10-10-2008, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Memphis,Tn | | | sour grapes... for sure...
nobody wants that prune-tang... |
10-10-2008, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar She's lying. | MAKI!!! 
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10-10-2008, 11:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Singapore | | I always thought the oldest virgin was Rosie O'Donnell. 
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10-10-2008, 11:58 AM
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10-10-2008, 12:07 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | I might not be a proud man, but she's a liar. Sigh. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.  |
10-10-2008, 12:20 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | If sex has trimmed 20 years off my life, and I'm only going to live to 85, I'm okay with that. |
10-10-2008, 12:23 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Coeur d'Alene | | | A woman that says sex is a hassle and they don't need it? Wow that is surprising... not.
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10-10-2008, 12:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Charleston, WV | | I'd hit it...now 
...and Crooks, you failed.
Clara at 30 
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10-10-2008, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SnoMan I'd hit it...now
...and Crooks, you failed.
Clara at 30 | I saw that one too, just couldnt get a big enough version, but thats her also. I would have tried to hit it if I was around back in the great depression.
Crooks!!! Shenanigans! you found out my real last name!! |
10-10-2008, 01:22 PM
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Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | lol @ prune-tang
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10-10-2008, 01:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Charleston, WV | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Croox I saw that one too, just couldnt get a big enough version, but thats her also. I would have tried to hit it if I was around back in the great depression.
Crooks!!! Shenanigans! you found out my real last name!! | "That chick's ***** smelled like the great depression."
You can just PM me your bank info now and save me the hassle.
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10-10-2008, 03:26 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Wait. Latimour, is this your mum?  |
10-10-2008, 03:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SnoMan
You can just PM me your bank info now and save me the hassle. | take my wallet, there's 4 bucks in it, more than whats tied up in my band account. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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