Teeth, meet fork. Fork, say hello to teeth.

[Papazita]

SUMMAMITCH!

Whether stabbing your front tooth, or unexpectedly chomping down on the tines, that friggin' HURTS!

[Kenbuntu]

Yes it does. Now go forth, and seek havoc upon said utensil who causeth pain and despair.

[Papazita]

It's a slow day.

[Kenbuntu]

'Tis indeed a slow noon in the Off Topic...

[Papazita]

Holiday weekend here in the States. I had no plans so I volunteered to take a few extra shifts at work. Overnight shifts; usually I work days. I'm not used to being home at this time of day. What's that big, firey-looking orange thing up in the sky?

[Kenbuntu]

'Tis the sun my lord. An extraterrestrial mass orbiting the earth, for the earth stands at the centre of the galaxy.

[Papazita]

What do you mean, "orbit?"
Are you implying that the Earth is round, not flat; and that Sun somehow travels in a circle around us, like some kind of celestial clockwork device?
Blasphemy!

[Kenbuntu]

Forgive my incompetence master, for I meant that the earth is indeed FLAT not spherical, and that the Sun circle's our domain.