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06-02-2010, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | thats it im never eating at the chinese place in the mall food court again.
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i think i got food poisoning from the chicken. i have been throwing up since lunch.
next time im in the mall and it is lunch time. chick filet or go home.
im gonna go track down some pepto. 
sorry for the blog. 
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06-02-2010, 02:54 PM
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Thought it was appropriate.
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06-02-2010, 02:56 PM
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06-02-2010, 02:57 PM
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06-02-2010, 02:58 PM
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06-02-2010, 03:00 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | It's not real food poisoning until you make the exact same sound with both ends simultaneously.
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06-02-2010, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic It's not real food poisoning until you make the exact same sound with both ends simultaneously. | But how do you say *DEAR GOD please make it STOOOOP!!!* out your ***?
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06-02-2010, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic It's not real food poisoning until you make the exact same sound with both ends simultaneously. | And face the ultimate dilemma: which end to point at the toilet
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06-02-2010, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by drteeth And face the ultimate dilemma: which end to point at the toilet | I have the perfect bathroom for that in my house, we have a small bathroom upstairs where the bathtub is about half a meter from the bowl. I have that problem solved and have tested and proven it's capabilities.
My wife still hates me for that. (she was showering at the time)
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06-02-2010, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pilgrim Butt wait, | Butt wait?
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06-02-2010, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic I have the perfect bathroom for that in my house, we have a small bathroom upstairs where the bathtub is about half a meter from the bowl. I have that problem solved and have tested and proven it's capabilities.
My wife still hates me for that. (she was showering at the time) | I am imagining the look on your wife's face right now XD I usually grab a pot or something...
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06-02-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by CapnSev Butt wait? | Exactly! 
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06-02-2010, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by drteeth I am imagining the look on your wife's face right now XD I usually grab a pot or something... | It wasn't the look on her face that haunts me, it was the scream.... AAaaaAaAAAaaaaAaaaAa!!! what the hell are you doing!????" as she went running out butt naked.
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06-02-2010, 03:16 PM
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06-02-2010, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic It wasn't the look on her face that haunts me, it was the scream....AAaaaAaAAAaaaaAaaaAa!!! what the hell are you doing!????" as she went running out butt naked. |
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06-02-2010, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Pilgrim Butt wait, there's more.... | Great pun, if there is such a thing as a great pun.
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06-02-2010, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic It wasn't the look on her face that haunts me, it was the scream....AAaaaAaAAAaaaaAaaaAa!!! what the hell are you doing!????" as she went running out butt naked. |
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06-02-2010, 04:16 PM
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06-02-2010, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by shadowtippy You should know better than to eat Chinese at a place named "Bubba's". | Or Joselito's
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06-02-2010, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by shadowtippy You should know better than to eat Chinese at a place named "Bubba's". | it was the place called Chinese Gourmet it was between "Japanese Gourmet" and "sub shop" and across from the Gyro place.
i think i should have known when the food looks the same and they sell it in 3 different ways that i shouldn't order it.
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