Things that are better backwards

elgecko · #2 03-29-2011, 02:51 PM

I like watching Girls Gone Wild backwards because it looks like the girls are learning their lesson!

-Dave Attel-

Jimbob Jones · #3 03-29-2011, 02:52 PM

Palendromes?

KalTM · #4 03-29-2011, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbob Jones

Palendromes?

Those are the same forward or backward, so how would you ever know?

Jimbob Jones · #5 03-29-2011, 03:04 PM

Hence the question mark.

wabbit · #6 03-29-2011, 03:05 PM

I think drinking a beer backwards would rock. You grab an empty bottle, start drinking as soon as some appears and after several minutes, you'd have a full beer.

Where's that trollface when ya need it?

sloasdaylight · #7 03-29-2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wabbit

I think drinking a beer backwards would rock. You grab an empty bottle, start drinking as soon as some appears and after several minutes, you'd have a full beer.

Where's that trollface when ya need it?

Here ya go...

MatticusMania · #8 03-29-2011, 03:13 PM

Somtimes I like reading threads backwards. Its fun to read a big fuss, and then get to the OP and realize that everyone missed the point entirely.

wabbit · #9 03-29-2011, 03:19 PM

Also, picking up a girl in a bar would be pretty cool too. You'd start off by having sex with the girl and by the end of the encounter, she wouldn't even know you exist. lol

Yes, sometimes I can be very base in my thinking.

sneha1965 · #10 03-29-2011, 03:22 PM

KalTM · #11 03-29-2011, 03:23 PM

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death! What’s that, a bonus?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!" - Jason Alexander

wabbit · #12 03-29-2011, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sneha1965

Amazing!

Dirk Diggler · #13 03-29-2011, 04:31 PM

I've got an answer:
GUITAR SOLOS!

Dirk

SMILEYSIXX · #14 03-29-2011, 04:36 PM

Another one bites the dust?

Wait for the people to get the reference...

sneha1965 · #15 03-29-2011, 04:40 PM

Jimbob Jones · #16 03-29-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SMILEYSIXX

Another one bites the dust?

Wait for the people to get the reference...

I've heard that it is indeed fun...

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Originally Posted by sneha1965

Pretty good, but I feel you lose the nuances of the original.

Note the half attempt at a jump near the begining, and the movement of the knees during the faceplant. Pure artwork.

Muusers · #17 03-29-2011, 04:51 PM

Jimbob Jones · #18 03-29-2011, 04:54 PM

machine gewehr · #19 03-29-2011, 04:55 PM

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

— Woody Allen

GregC · #20 03-29-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KalTM

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? Death! What’s that, a bonus?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!" - Jason Alexander

Quote:

Originally Posted by machine gewehr

"In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!"

— Woody Allen