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08-13-2008, 09:45 AM
|  | NYC BassFest 8/12/2012 | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Elmont, NY (near NYC) | | | Things that are difficult to say.............
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Tran substantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on
the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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08-13-2008, 09:49 AM
|  | Some carrots are humiliated publicly | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by The Crusader 
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
| That one rings eerily true for me... 
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08-13-2008, 09:50 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | Well played.
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08-13-2008, 09:53 AM
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Builder: Valenti Basses | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Staten Island NYC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by The Crusader
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
2. Anti-constitutionalistically | I'm stone cold sober and I can't say say this!!! LOL  |
08-13-2008, 09:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | Cool thread.
don't forget sayings that make you sound drunk, when you're not...like:
Judicial System |
08-13-2008, 10:02 AM
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Applications Engineer, QSC Audio | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Costa Mesa, Calif. | | Excellent!
I believe transsubstantiate is all one word, though.  |
08-13-2008, 10:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | "Thank you Mr Moderator, I agree that I deserved that infraction." 
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08-13-2008, 10:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Poughkeepsie, NY/Boston, MA | | | This thread reminded me of the fact that I find the word "brewery" very difficult to say, sober. |
08-13-2008, 10:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Columbus, Georgia | | Good thread.
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08-13-2008, 10:27 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Thanks for that laugh Many items in the last list are very familiar.  |
08-13-2008, 10:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Figjam This thread reminded me of the fact that I find the word "brewery" very difficult to say, sober. | I doubt they were sober when they conceived the name for it
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08-13-2008, 10:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sudbury, Canada | | | Hahaha, that's great!
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08-13-2008, 10:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Virginia | | | happy times!
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08-13-2008, 10:48 AM
| | NYC BassFest 8/12/2012 | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Elmont, NY (near NYC) | | me thinks that I have the most trouble with number 10
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08-13-2008, 12:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Atlanta | | | rural kills me...
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08-13-2008, 12:23 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | "I DO" sucks when your plastered.
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08-13-2008, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by playinpearls rural kills me... | How about "The Rural Juror"? |
08-13-2008, 01:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | 1. Of course I will play all roots through the whole song.
2. What a smart guy that drummer was.
3. I think I am too loud.
4. Your right, a bass is just an easier to play guitar.
5. Open bar, no thanks, I have to play the rest of the gig.
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08-13-2008, 01:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | for me, everything is hard to say. |
08-13-2008, 01:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA | | | Haahahaha thanks for the laugh | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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