Things to do when you're old
 

I don't feel old but the calendar says I am. When I look in the mirror I think "Who's that old fat guy?" Just took a physical at work and they say I'm 5'10" tall. Really? I used to be 6 feet tall.
What do I want to do now? Live every minute. Play music, love deeply, take chances, make people uncomfortable (i'm good at that :D)laugh a lot and embrace my family. I don't believe in living on memories although I have plenty of great ones. I want to make new memories. Life can be great and it can be miserable and I want to embrace it all.

Porch sitting

Fist shaking

Curmudgeoning

Get a colonoscopy??

That's it make fun of the old guy. Why I oughta! I'd give you a good smack with my cane but I can't find my glasses.

I do like the drugs they give me when I get a colonoscopy. HOO HOO :hyper:

They gave you drugs?
All I got was tylenol

Yup, last time they said "Now we're going to get you drunk." The put the I.V. in and I felt the warm sensastion flow out from my arm. Suddenly everthing was very funny, well funnier than usual anyway. I was having a great time. The next thing I know I'm coming to and the doctor is talking to me. I thought I was in a Charlie Brown movie. All I could hear was "Wyah, wyah, wyah, wyah." Later I asked my wife what he said.

You got hornswaggled.

That's the VA for you.

:D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUj8dma0oo

Prostate exams, ignorant college kids who can't make change for a dollar, talk to yourseelf, put an oldies band together to play Grunge....you have a lot to look forward to.

I really like that idea. I know some old ladies who like grunge. YEEEAH.:hyper: We will call them "Wrinkled and Kickin'"

Shift your paradigm, go for the jugular.

wither away

Get off my property !!!! :eyebrow:

"Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down, you never grow old." - TP

Enjoy the senior discount on the early bird special at Royal Fork. Ahhh, the joy of eating dinner at 3:30PM.

-Mike

Slap a waitress in the ass and laugh heartily doing it.

Better yet, sleep with the waitress and laugh heartily doing it.

Fail to remember that we've already done this
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f34/fu...re-old-938578/

Belt your pants at your nipple line..