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Old 03-13-2013, 09:28 AM
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Things to do when you're old

I don't feel old but the calendar says I am. When I look in the mirror I think "Who's that old fat guy?" Just took a physical at work and they say I'm 5'10" tall. Really? I used to be 6 feet tall.
What do I want to do now? Live every minute. Play music, love deeply, take chances, make people uncomfortable (i'm good at that )laugh a lot and embrace my family. I don't believe in living on memories although I have plenty of great ones. I want to make new memories. Life can be great and it can be miserable and I want to embrace it all.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:40 AM
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:50 AM
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That's it make fun of the old guy. Why I oughta! I'd give you a good smack with my cane but I can't find my glasses.

I do like the drugs they give me when I get a colonoscopy. HOO HOO
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:54 AM
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:58 AM
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Yup, last time they said "Now we're going to get you drunk." The put the I.V. in and I felt the warm sensastion flow out from my arm. Suddenly everthing was very funny, well funnier than usual anyway. I was having a great time. The next thing I know I'm coming to and the doctor is talking to me. I thought I was in a Charlie Brown movie. All I could hear was "Wyah, wyah, wyah, wyah." Later I asked my wife what he said.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:59 AM
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You got hornswaggled.
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:18 AM
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put an oldies band together to play Grunge....you have a lot to look forward to.
I really like that idea. I know some old ladies who like grunge. YEEEAH. We will call them "Wrinkled and Kickin'"
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Old 03-13-2013, 10:20 AM
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:17 PM
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