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03-12-2009, 06:48 PM
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Alright, let's play a game. It's sort of a hide and seek, but funny and absurd. Can you find plausible sentences that Google can't find at all?
*dramatic organ*
Type your ideas between quotes and search for them. Let's say we post one successful and one unsuccessful guess at a time.
I'll start it: "Make robot babies" : I failed - 685 pages 
"Clean jam off my shoes" : I won - Google can't help me with this one 
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Originally Posted by tom once dead  Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-12-2009, 06:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | This one is a bit like your jam and shoes one, but I have actually typed this into Google before...
"clean muesli off my ukulele"
It wasn't my muesli or ukulele, but it did happen.
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03-12-2009, 07:07 PM
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03-12-2009, 07:08 PM
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03-12-2009, 07:10 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Barf on shergold |
03-12-2009, 07:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wichita, KS | | | I failed with:
"Take my turtle to work day" - 1 page found
I won with:
"learning to dance without feet"
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03-12-2009, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by baalroo I failed with:
"Take my turtle to work day" - 1 page found | LOL
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-12-2009, 07:37 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | The thing about the Shergold ones is you FAIL because Talkbass is archived quickly and thoroughly on Google, so those threads would pop up right away if you searched on that phrase.
However I win with the phrase "walking on poop toothpaste".  |
03-12-2009, 07:41 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: New England | | WIN = Information No results found for "chopping up the ugly stick".
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03-12-2009, 07:43 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Yes but there is no evidence of barf on a shergold. Even google images with strict safe search off. |
03-12-2009, 07:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | i see what you did there.
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03-12-2009, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania The thing about the Shergold ones is you FAIL because Talkbass is archived quickly and thoroughly on Google, so those threads would pop up right away if you searched on that phrase. | Which is why the quotes are important. The ones mentioned really don't return any result. But remove the quotes and it's TB posts all over the place.
Here's more:
"Sue a rabbit" - I failed, 5 results found.
"USB wedding ring" - Never thought I would fail, but alas, 175 results.
"James Bond farted" - I win! It seems that it never happened. 
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-12-2009, 08:03 PM
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03-12-2009, 08:24 PM
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03-12-2009, 08:29 PM
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Did somebody say something about the phase being plausible? |
03-12-2009, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk Did somebody say something about the phase being plausible? | Somewhat. But as long as it's entertaining, feel free to post, mate.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-12-2009, 08:36 PM
|  | Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Heber Springs, Arkansas | | "spam flavored jelly" failed with 4 results found
"how to cook a baby" has 3600 results 
"how to cook an ipod" has 3 results
No results found for "how to load linux on a piece of lumber"
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03-12-2009, 08:45 PM
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refried refrigerator fires
Nuclear lumber disposal
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03-12-2009, 08:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach, VA | | Floccinaucinihilipilificated Recidivist Xenophiliacs returns zero results.
But I can't think of a plausible phrase that Google can't find. 
Last edited by FreaqyFrequency : 03-12-2009 at 08:50 PM.
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03-12-2009, 08:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Landisville, PA | | | I'm trying two word combos.
"devoured turd" - 2 results (both from the same page though)
"envious cacti" - 0. Yes! Second try!
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