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02-09-2009, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Roy Vogt So much gets said online that would never be said face to face. | |
02-09-2009, 03:35 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Take off my shoes! Arrange my pillow, woman!
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Originally Posted by fitbass3p Sir, without any exaggeration, that is the nicest looking bass that I have ever laid eyes on. Congrats. | |
02-09-2009, 03:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: footballscannotbekickediguess | | | Those were the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we'd sing and dance forever and a day
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02-09-2009, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a How is a picture of me feeling up a stranger music related? | |
02-09-2009, 03:44 PM
| | Member | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | It actually reminds me of the movie 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, I mean, the old version (is there a new version? i dunno). Anyway, in the beginning, that main guys are sitting around when the houselady comes in with tea and one guy bursts out "I didn't ask for tea! DAMMIT WOMAN I DON'T WANT ANY TEA!"
Zow.
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Originally Posted by fitbass3p Sir, without any exaggeration, that is the nicest looking bass that I have ever laid eyes on. Congrats. | |
02-09-2009, 03:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | "After all catering for his comfort will provide you immense personal satisfaction."
This is my favorite one.
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Originally Posted by Roy Vogt So much gets said online that would never be said face to face. | |
02-09-2009, 03:54 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I LIKE it!!
I'm printing out a copy and presenting it to the wife tonight. Her homework begins tonight, darnit!!!
(it's been nice knowing you guys..)
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02-09-2009, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Golden Boy Those were the days my friend
we thought they'd never end
we'd sing and dance forever and a day | We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose WE ARE THE WOLVES
Oh yes, we are the Wolves 
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02-09-2009, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic I LIKE it!!
I'm printing out a copy and presenting it to the wife tonight. Her homework begins tonight, darnit!!!
(it's been nice knowing you guys..) | Good luck. I'll read about it in the newspaper.
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Originally Posted by Roy Vogt So much gets said online that would never be said face to face. | |
02-09-2009, 04:25 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | I just sent that pic to my wife. I wonder where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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02-09-2009, 04:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA / Missoula, MT | | | These are the things that get me called an asshat and banned from the apartment. Its taped to the front door.
Farewell Gentlemen.....
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02-09-2009, 04:43 PM
|  | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | | you know, joking aside, it's pretty disgusting that that was once actually presented as serious.
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02-09-2009, 04:49 PM
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you know, joking aside, it's pretty disgusting that that was once actually presented as serious.
| Yes and no.
Yes in the sense of "a woman's job is to unthinkingly obey and please her husband". That's just wrong.
No it terms of "if your partner has had a rough day, doing what you can to make home a place of comfort and peace is a Very Good Thing". That is great thinking, and applies to both partners in a relationship.
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02-09-2009, 04:52 PM
| | | | I've had a handout of that in at least 3 different sociology classes.
It seems so messed up every time. |
02-09-2009, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic I LIKE it!!
I'm printing out a copy and presenting it to the wife tonight. Her homework begins tonight, darnit!!!
(it's been nice knowing you guys..) | Shall we call the ambulance for you now?? 
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02-09-2009, 04:59 PM
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i also like the pasrt where they have to chop wood |
02-09-2009, 05:06 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Pilgrim Shall we call the ambulance for you now?? | coroner may be more appropriate.
Adios amigos!
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02-09-2009, 05:11 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by john turner you know, joking aside, it's pretty disgusting that that was once actually presented as serious. | I'm not convinced it's real. Anybody got any evidence for it's authenticity? Looks a bit spoofy I think.
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02-09-2009, 05:14 PM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | I'll bet that article was pretty laughable back in 1955 as well. At least to younger woman getting married then. |
02-09-2009, 05:15 PM
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