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The Chinese government sure could.

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Soooo.....
Exactly how old were those gymnasts???
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The gymnasts were 16...that was reaffirmed in the published communications between the Chinese astronauts and mission control. Here's the excerpt from the official transcript:

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Shuttle: Mission to ground, do you read?

Ground: Roger

Shuttle: Is Mao not the greatest?

Ground: Roger

Shuttle: Mission control, What's your favorite dish that mom used to make?

Ground: general tso's Chicken, chop suey and crab rangoons followed up with a big mess o' fortune cookies. Over.

Mission: Launch in 3....2.....1.... we have liftoff.

Shuttle: (sound of partying and a canned, carbonated drink being opened) Liftoff successful. It's beautiful up here. You can see everything. I assure you we are in space. Right now we're parked on Saturn's rings. Chan is juggling moon rocks. I can pee in bubbles.

Mission: The gymnasts are 16.

Shuttle: Roger.
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:41 AM
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You guys do realize that it's not at all uncommon anywhere to have news stories prepared in advance, right?
News outlets do this in order to be able to "break" stories first. IE - if you have something pre-prepared so if it all goes according to plan, you just "click" the button and the stories released. It makes you look great.
It was just someone too fast on the trigger is all, no conspiracies. Not that I wouldn't put it past the Chinese gov't, but this really isn't news at all.
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Old 09-26-2008, 06:56 AM
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You guys do realize that it's not at all uncommon anywhere to have news stories prepared in advance, right?
News outlets do this in order to be able to "break" stories first. IE - if you have something pre-prepared so if it all goes according to plan, you just "click" the button and the stories released. It makes you look great.
It was just someone too fast on the trigger is all, no conspiracies. Not that I wouldn't put it past the Chinese gov't, but this really isn't news at all.

Right, but canned stories are generic - this one was a fabrication.
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:56 AM
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Right, but canned stories are generic - this one was a fabrication.
+1. They actually made up quotes and details.
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You guys do realize that it's not at all uncommon anywhere to have news stories prepared in advance, right?
News outlets do this in order to be able to "break" stories first. IE - if you have something pre-prepared so if it all goes according to plan, you just "click" the button and the stories released. It makes you look great.
It was just someone too fast on the trigger is all, no conspiracies. Not that I wouldn't put it past the Chinese gov't, but this really isn't news at all.
I agree with you, but this is more than just a canned story, they made up dialogue between astronauts etc. This is like releasing a canned story of some famous persons death a day early and including their last words.
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Nah, they've just managed to bend time, that's all...
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You guys do realize that it's not at all uncommon anywhere to have news stories prepared in advance, right?
News outlets do this in order to be able to "break" stories first. IE - if you have something pre-prepared so if it all goes according to plan, you just "click" the button and the stories released. It makes you look great.
It was just someone too fast on the trigger is all, no conspiracies. Not that I wouldn't put it past the Chinese gov't, but this really isn't news at all.
Not with detailed dialog!
Please try to keep up.
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right, because at no point in a space launch will the words "one minute to go", "air pressure is normal" be uttered. It's just a story that had been prepared ahead of time, and presumably accidentally published a couple days early.

Articles being published early isn't thta uncommon, probably a rookie in the department messing things up by accident.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:29 AM
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Not with detailed dialog!
Please try to keep up.
And the Chinese media is so well-trusted to be 100% completely honest and forthright? Eek
This whole story was pre-fabbed to be released as "new" news. The same as we do here albiet with a little less BS, but there have been a few nice slip-ups here as well.
It's silly and perfectly illustrates how the Chinese media may work, but certainly not a govt conspiracy to fake the launch and project.

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And the Chinese media is so well-trusted to be 100% completely honest and forthright? Eek
This whole story was pre-fabbed to be released as "new" news. The same as we do here albiet with a little less BS, but there have been a few nice slip-ups here as well.
It's silly and perfectly illustrates how the Chinese media may work, but certainly not a govt conspiracy to fake the launch and project.

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Right. That's why this is all a "given".
It's about a communist govt. intention of reporting a glowing account of their technological achievment...regardless of how it actually turned out. That's what makes this laughable.
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Well...sort of.
Dewey was the "projected" winner as they went to press. It just didn't end that way.
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Well...sort of.
Dewey was the "projected" winner as they went to press. It just didn't end that way.
The chinese media also projected the launch to be a success.

It just did happen to end that way, as well.
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