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08-24-2011, 12:06 PM
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So, often times at work, if I need some fun during the workday, I will come to talkbass. Listen to discussions about basses and strings, and sometimes join in and contribute (in my brief period here).
Sometimes, though, I get caught up reading some of the greatest troll stuff. I'm sorry, it can be so entertaining.
I wanted to know if we can compile a list of some of the funniest, most amusing troll threads ever. I love being able to read some of this stuff during downtime.
Who can provide some of the best?
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08-24-2011, 12:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | There is a hall of fame around here somewhere, though Im unsure as to how to access it.
Search for Xtreo's "coming out of the closet" thread. Great stuff!
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08-24-2011, 12:10 PM
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08-24-2011, 12:11 PM
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08-24-2011, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania There is a hall of fame around here somewhere, though Im unsure as to how to access it.
Search for Xtreo's "coming out of the closet" thread. Great stuff! | It's in the lobby. Viper, you won't be able to access it because you aren't a supporting member, but you can click my quoted sig from Eric Albany and read that thread. It's epic. |
08-24-2011, 12:11 PM
| | aka Marky Potatoes | | Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Brooklyn, NY, USA | | I found the Xtreo thread. I finally came out of the closet
Any others with links?
Edit - Oh I've seen that Ric thread. That was outstanding how that ended. He got me hooked on trolltainment.
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08-24-2011, 12:20 PM
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08-24-2011, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie | Awesome! You've necro'd the I H8 JT thread!!!!
Let's see what's happened over there this past year or so........
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08-24-2011, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Phalex Awesome! You've necro'd the I H8 JT thread!!!!
Let's see what's happened over there this past year or so........ | Any excuse will do to drag out that old chestnut 
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08-24-2011, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie Any excuse will do to drag out that old chestnut | I'm still reading it. You don't see threads like this today. TB got pretty strict these days.
This was one of my favorites as well (a NTB thread)... Poor thing
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08-24-2011, 01:30 PM
| | | I don't know if it would qualify as a proper troll thread, but it's amusing nonetheless: Look up a thread from the user DeluxeRed, who bragged about how he got two bass players from other bands fired because their bandleaders were so much more impressed with Deluxe's stage presence. The real hilarity kicks into overdrive when a poster digs up some videos of Deluxe and it becomes apparent that his stage presence is pretty lame. There were a few sequel threads to the original, including a thread in which RedDeluxe comes back with some more up to date videos, which he claimed were a better representation of him and his band (but were actually pretty much the same thing as the original videos).
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I can't access the original thread. Apparently, it's in the Lobby now. :\ But here's the sequel: DR dropped by to share vids
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08-24-2011, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ggvicviper I'm still reading it. You don't see threads like this today. TB got pretty strict these days.
This was one of my favorites as well (a NTB thread)... Poor thing | Holy Hell! That was one serious Troll! Quote:
Originally Posted by LiquidMidnight I don't know if it would qualify as a proper troll thread... | LOL-I'll have to look for that sometime. |
08-24-2011, 01:44 PM
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08-24-2011, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania "If you want the boy's hole you have to pay the troll toll, you have to pay the toll if you wanna get in..."
-As Sung By Frank Reynolds | Is the boy NTB or earache elbowknee? Or dayman?
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08-24-2011, 02:00 PM
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08-24-2011, 02:28 PM
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08-24-2011, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ggvicviper I'm still reading it. You don't see threads like this today. TB got pretty strict these days.
This was one of my favorites as well (a NTB thread)... Poor thing | Wow, i wish i was here during this whole nickthebassist affair, just looked through a bunch of threads and I am intrigued, from bird vacuuming, bb gun assault, government mooching/horrible parenting, and 100 post threads on other forums with them expressing their disdain for the guy...
Truly an epic and masterful troll, the likes of which I have never seen!
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