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06-05-2009, 04:35 PM
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Who are the founding fathers?
Who is the Duke?
who played dont stop believing?
" " stairway to heaven?
" " sweet home Alamabama?
If you cant do this you fall as both an American or trying to be one.
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06-05-2009, 04:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | | Who are the founding fathers? Like, George Washington?
Who is the Duke? Who is the Duke?
who played dont stop believing? Journey!
"And she's buying a" stairway to heaven?
"Where the skies are so blue," sweet home Alamabama, I think
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06-05-2009, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by XtreO  Who are the founding fathers? Like, George Washington?
Who is the Duke? Who is the Duke?
who played dont stop believing? Journey!
"And she's buying a" stairway to heaven?
"Where the skies are so blue," sweet home Alamabama, I think
Do I qualify? | he meant who played stairway and sweet home |
06-05-2009, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerus he meant who played stairway and sweet home | Then it'd be phrased like the don't stop beliveing-question, what else makes sense? |
06-05-2009, 05:52 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | | Who are the founding fathers?-The same guys who signed the Declaration of Independence.
Who is the Duke?-John Freakin' Wayne
who played dont stop believing?-Journey
" " stairway to heaven?-Led Zeppelin
" " sweet home Alamabama?-Lynard Skynard
If you cant do this you fall as both an American or trying to be one.
I'm an American.
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06-05-2009, 06:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | I failed at all of them except the Stairway.
I'm not an American or trying to be one,but I believe being an American takes much more then answering these question.
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06-05-2009, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by XtreO Then it'd be phrased like the don't stop beliveing-question, what else makes sense? | When used in that way, the quotes "carry down" the exact same wording as the above sentence. Nice fail.  |
06-05-2009, 06:30 PM
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The real test for American-ness is do you owe more money than you're worth? If yes, you qualify.
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06-05-2009, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I failed at all of them except the Stairway.
I'm not an American or trying to be one,but I believe being an American takes much more then answering these question. | No, that's pretty much it. I'm not sure why the OP posted this. We've all taken this test by age 6. It's given twice per school year until you pass or turn 8, whichever comes first. If you still haven't passed by that point with 100% accuracy, your family is given the choice of a bus ticket to either Mexico or Canada.
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06-05-2009, 06:33 PM
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Endorsing Artist: see profile | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: toms_river.nj.us | | | wow... I think I actually got a little dumber by clicking this thread.
Hello non-United States of America residents,
Please don't judge me or a good number of others that live in my country by the stereotypical views that we've gained over the recent past (and displayed here).
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06-05-2009, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hart wow... I think I actually got a little dumber by clicking this thread.
Hello non-United States of America residents,
Please don't judge me or a good number of others that live in my country by the stereotypical views that we've gained over the recent past (and displayed here).
Thanks
An embarrass North American living in the United States of such. | Yeah, +1. I'm particularly embarrassed since I'm probably in the same generation as the OP. (Some Boomers really need to realize the world doesn't revolve around them.) And I wish I didn't know the answers to #3 and #5.
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06-05-2009, 06:50 PM
| | | | The duke is John Wayne. Wake up people! |
06-05-2009, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by southernrocker The duke is John Wayne. Wake up people! | i woulda said the duke of ellington,then theres the count of basie,the earl of hines......america has royals too
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06-05-2009, 07:16 PM
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Maker of HPF-Pre upright bass preamp | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Madison WI | | | Here's a test: Which of these were invented in America?
Radio
Television
Movies
Phonograph
Laser
Jazz
Rock & Roll
Audio amplifier
Electric bass
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06-05-2009, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI When used in that way, the quotes "carry down" the exact same wording as the above sentence. Nice fail. | hahah thanks Keith  |
06-05-2009, 07:20 PM
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06-05-2009, 07:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | What does Led Zeppelin have to do with the US? They are a British band!
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06-05-2009, 07:47 PM
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These are requirements for being an 'Murikan
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06-05-2009, 07:53 PM
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06-05-2009, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk What does Led Zeppelin have to do with the US? They are a British band! | +1
OP must give up American citizenship. Any everyone else who failed to spot it.
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